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How can I kill a dog/cat legally?

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Cdubneeddeal

Diamond Member
Oct 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I think a few here are asking the same question but with the OP in place of the animal.

I would never eat a a black man....

I hope not! :Q

let me check those thighs...


*pulls out measuring tape and hack saw*

Open wide and say ahhhhh
 

SmoochyTX

Lifer
Apr 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I think a few here are asking the same question but with the OP in place of the animal.

I would never eat a a black man....

I hope not! :Q

let me check those thighs...


*pulls out measuring tape and hack saw*

Open wide and say ahhhhh
Bad! ;)
 

nonameo

Diamond Member
Mar 13, 2006
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Wow - I wonder why it is that pets get such preferential treatment over other animals? If you go out and shoot a deer and mount it's head on your wall, that's OK and totally sane.
Do that with a cat or dog(one that does not belong to someone else), you'll most likely get charged with animal cruelty and people will call you a psycho.
 
Oct 4, 2004
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Originally posted by: nonameo
Wow - I wonder why it is that pets get such preferential treatment over other animals? If you go out and shoot a deer and mount it's head on your wall, that's OK and totally sane.
Do that with a cat or dog(one that does not belong to someone else), you'll most likely get charged with animal cruelty and people will call you a psycho.

Dogs love people and are awesome.
Kittens are teh cuteness overload.
Deers fucking total cars. :|
 

maxster

Banned
Sep 19, 2007
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Doesn't a shelter charge you money for taking in a pet?

I have heard that a bullet to the head is not cruel. Is this true?
 

alien42

Lifer
Nov 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: Ronstang
It is simple...just don't get caught. I have disposed of many pests over the years.
take a look in the mirror, you missed one.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: maxster
Doesn't a shelter charge you money for taking in a pet?

I have heard that a bullet to the head is not cruel. Is this true?

Killing something because you want to, for sport, or for fun is quite insane in my opinion. If you are not going to eat it, which I am sure you will not, you need to pay to have it put down or give it away to someone else.
If it is not your animal, and is a neighborhood stray or perhaps a neighbors animal, you need to speak to the neighbor about said animal, or take the animal in your vehicle to a destination of choice and drop it off there.
 

ahurtt

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Feb 1, 2001
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You should be able to do it any way you chose provided you do it in a way that is relatively quick and painless. But the best way to ensure the animal does not suffer is just to take it to a vet and have it euthanized.
 

Xavier434

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Oct 14, 2002
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Originally posted by: maxster
Doesn't a shelter charge you money for taking in a pet?

I have heard that a bullet to the head is not cruel. Is this true?

Stop being a cheap bastard and go pay the money to put it down. Honestly, what better things are you going to spend your precious money on? Booze? Strippers? TV's? Cars?Do something right and selfless with your money for a change.
 

KB

Diamond Member
Nov 8, 1999
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The ASPCA will take animals without charge. At the very least you can call animal control and report the animal as a stray and have it taken to a shelter for you.

If the animal is suffering and would be better put down, then I would say the most humane and free way to put an animal down is to put it in a bag and attach the bag to a car exhaust pipe. Run the car about 10 - 15 minutes. (I have never done this though but hear it is humane)
 

Capt Caveman

Lifer
Jan 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: maxster
Doesn't a shelter charge you money for taking in a pet?

I have heard that a bullet to the head is not cruel. Is this true?

Stop being a cheap bastard and go pay the money to put it down. Honestly, what better things are you going to spend your precious money on? Booze? Strippers? TV's? Cars?Do something right and selfless with your money for a change.

I don't believe he has a pet but is just trolling.
 

Xavier434

Lifer
Oct 14, 2002
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Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: maxster
Doesn't a shelter charge you money for taking in a pet?

I have heard that a bullet to the head is not cruel. Is this true?

Stop being a cheap bastard and go pay the money to put it down. Honestly, what better things are you going to spend your precious money on? Booze? Strippers? TV's? Cars?Do something right and selfless with your money for a change.

I don't believe he has a pet but is just trolling.

You are probably right. I should stop feeding it.
 
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Wow. it seems people here have more compassion for an animal than they do a human being.
To the OP. The only way to answer your question would be for you to look up your state and municipality laws. The the other posters in the thread. Some people don't live in The City and sometimes when you are out in the sticks there isn't a vet open.
I've had to put down a few pets that got injured or were on their last legs.
The only advice I could give it to do something that makes it quick. If you're out in the country a shotgun to the head is the most effective and sure way to kill it. Just make sure you use buck or a slug. Bird shot is not a viable load for killing a mammal of any significant size. If that is not an option, this may sound cruel to some of the more "cloistered" city folk, but a shovel to the back of the head will also do the trick.
 

FoBoT

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Apr 30, 2001
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fobot.com
it really depends on where you live
if you live in a rural county in a non-commie state, then you can do whatever you need to to your animals, as long as you don't torture/waterboard them to death
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: maxster
Doesn't a shelter charge you money for taking in a pet?

I have heard that a bullet to the head is not cruel. Is this true?

Stop being a cheap bastard and go pay the money to put it down. Honestly, what better things are you going to spend your precious money on? Booze? Strippers? TV's? Cars?Do something right and selfless with your money for a change.

I don't believe he has a pet but is just trolling.

You are probably right. I should stop feeding it.

Might be good advice, I got threatened by a mod for feeding it
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: maxster
Doesn't a shelter charge you money for taking in a pet?

I have heard that a bullet to the head is not cruel. Is this true?

Stop being a cheap bastard and go pay the money to put it down. Honestly, what better things are you going to spend your precious money on? Booze? Strippers? TV's? Cars?Do something right and selfless with your money for a change.

I don't believe he has a pet but is just trolling.

You are probably right. I should stop feeding it.

Might be good advice, I got threatened by a mod for feeding it
in this thread?

frankly, i'm surprised it hasn't been locked.
 

Scarpozzi

Lifer
Jun 13, 2000
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1. Capture the dog.
2. Drive to Virginia.
3. Drop it off on Michael Vick's doorstep.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!!!