How can I kill a bald eagle legally?

[IAteYourMother]

Hypothetically, how can I do it without being charged with animal cruelty or being flamed by AT?

How can I kill this thread legally? Like this! -DrPizza

 

[mooglemania85]

I don't think this parody thread is going to last that long.

 

[BoomerD]

You can legally kill a bald eagle with no repercussions...just not in THIS country...

 

[moshquerade]

are you ending it's suffering or just killing it to be killing it?

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
are you ending it's suffering or just killing it to be killing it?

let's say it's clinically depressed.

 

[paulxcook]

1. Place a big truck full of fish waste out in the open.
2. Plunk down in lawn chair.
3. ...
4. Profit!

 

[UncleWai]

Only if you eat the meat afterward, then it's called hunting.