How can I be a stud...

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
First you start talking to them without blushing and hesitating, after that, come back and we'll help you get started

Yes, and you should make a pokemon website too! That should turn 'em on.

 

[nick1985]

posting on ATOT helps.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
First you start talking to them without blushing and hesitating, after that, come back and we'll help you get started

Yes, and you should make a pokemon website too! That should turn 'em on.

PowerMac, if you wish, lets discuss that all you want over e-mail or PM.

Here are my e-mails you can use:
ankygupta@hotmail.com
agaboogaboo@yahoo.com
agaboog4@netscape.com

I'd prefer keeping that off of AT.

 

[BoberFett]

You could sell your swimmers, but I don't think that's the sort of stud you're looking to be.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
First you start talking to them without blushing and hesitating, after that, come back and we'll help you get started

Yes, and you should make a pokemon website too! That should turn 'em on.

PowerMac, if you wish, lets discuss that all you want over e-mail or PM.

Here are my e-mails you can use:
Isuck@myself.com
agamoron@pokemon.suck
pokebooga@1337surferz.com

I'd prefer keeping that off of AT.

Don't worry, everyone knows you got OWNED like the noob that you are.

Edit: whoa, 3 e-mail addresses too! I ph33r joo.

 

[JaydenChris]

"First, you get the money. Once you have the money, then you get power. When you got power, you get the women."

~Tony Montana (Scarface)

 

[Excelsior]

Get off the computer?

 

[abracadabra1]

You'll need to grow a few more inches

 

[Jhill]

The fact I can lick my eyebrows doesn't hurt.

 

[dpopiz]

Originally posted by: RedRooster

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Put a sock in your pants.

More like a zucchini wrapped in tin foil.

I don't understand that...I just watched This Is Spinaltap and the guy in there did that...but why the tin foil? why not just zucchini?

 

[Geekbabe]

Actually remembering that women are people and genuinely liking at least a few of them helps tremendously.We are different then men and we might be crazy making at times but we also have a lot of good qualities to be appreciated.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: luvly
Charisma is first . . . translated as confidence.

Money is secondary. If you aren't charismatic but you do have money, then you're fine too!

There are some smart hot chicks out there catching up with the scam, though! If you have money, they may be playing you too! Haha!

I've known my fair share of guys with money,if they treat you like a piece of meat to be bought and sold,they aren't worth a damn.Come to think of it,women who view their time and sex as comodities to be sold to the highest bidder aren't worth much either.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: tec699
Can you guys tell me what your secret is for getting the hotties.

I'd like the know.

thank you.

Turn off your computer, go outside, and talk to a lot of real women. The more women you talk to increases the likely hold you will hook up with someone.

Oh yeah:
shower, bath at least once a day
wear deodorant
brush and floss your teeth at least once a day
Wear clean clothes
When you talk to women, really listen to them, and ask them relevant questions
Hang out in places where heterosexual woman go to meet men.
Get in the habit of striking up conversatioins with women you do not know

 

[Xenon14]

Asking how to be a pimp on Anandtech Forums is like...

Asking Jessica Simpson how Anti-Aliasing works.

 

[iamme]

tell a girl you can touch your nose with your tongue.....and breath through your ears

 

[txxxx]

Originally posted by: KGB
I was in the Hamptons Saturday.. I maxed out my credit cards.. ($375 ) and mostly shopped in Perry Ellis, Ralph Lauren, Timberland, Benetton. Got some really good clothes. Most women I've know always say "Clothes make the Man." This is the truth.

Good Clothes = Higher Self Esteem = Better Confidence = Chick Magnet

Money helps... but lest not forget Dezign and her infatuation to "take care" of guys who have no money

Wow, people need good clothes to feel confident?

You learn something everyday

 

[txxxx]

Originally posted by: tec699
Can you guys tell me what your secret is for getting the hotties.

I'd like the know.

thank you.

Look artificial, act artificial, smell artificial.
Oh and dont forget the artificial personality , thats if you want it to last

 

[Gravity]

Learn to be witty and stuff a sock in your shorts. Also, pay one of her girlfriends to vouch for you being a sex god. That's the formula.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: tec699
Can you guys tell me what your secret is for getting the hotties.

I'd like the know.

thank you.

Stop hanging around ATOT.

 

[KGB1]

Originally posted by: txxxx

Originally posted by: KGB
I was in the Hamptons Saturday.. I maxed out my credit cards.. ($375 ) and mostly shopped in Perry Ellis, Ralph Lauren, Timberland, Benetton. Got some really good clothes. Most women I've know always say "Clothes make the Man." This is the truth.

Good Clothes = Higher Self Esteem = Better Confidence = Chick Magnet

Money helps... but lest not forget Dezign and her infatuation to "take care" of guys who have no money

Wow, people need good clothes to feel confident?

You learn something everyday

Yeah... unless you happen to have a personality that can be automaticallly seen through the eyes of people, I don't think women are going to be interested in you very much. More personal, emotional relationships start after women like what they see on the outside. What better way to show off what a "stud" you are than besides good clothes and hygiene?

If you so freely want to dress commando style with your 9 inch member floating around, seen by the majority of the women down the street, then do it.

I've got positive results because of the way I dress everyday. I no longer display a jean jacket, metal head tee-shirt with long unbrushed hair, ripped jeans, and a scruffy beard. I keep my hair tied back, shave or leave a goatie, and dress in a more presentable fashion. Lemme tell you, it works man. Even for heavy set guys, women are still attracted because they look good and feel comfortable in their own skin. Sometimes admitedly, it doesn't work for some men. Beit they are not so pleasant to look at physically, but the goal is to work with what you have and do your best at it.

(Ohh yeah.. don't sound like a pvssy when talking to girls either.. they can read right through it )

/damn... I'm typing in luvly's fashion.. I need theraputic help

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: KGB
I was in the Hamptons Saturday.. I maxed out my credit cards.. ($375 ) and mostly shopped in Perry Ellis, Ralph Lauren, Timberland, Benetton. Got some really good clothes. Most women I've know always say "Clothes make the Man." This is the truth.

Good Clothes = Higher Self Esteem = Better Confidence = Chick Magnet

Money helps... but lest not forget Dezign and her infatuation to "take care" of guys who have no money

I'd go along with that. Women notice nice cloth's and stuff on a man. So go out and get some nice stuff. Doesn't have to cost an arm and a leg. Build your wardrobe up by a piece a month. After a year or so you will have accumalated quite a bit of cloth's.

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: luvly
Charisma is first . . . translated as confidence.

Money is secondary. If you aren't charismatic but you do have money, then you're fine too!

There are some smart hot chicks out there catching up with the scam, though! If you have money, they may be playing you too! Haha!

Like you would even have clue. Maybe if we were talking about the quality of toilets you'd have something of worth to offer!

lol

Being a nice guy and having the woman fancy you is a big plus. If she has the hots for you you are well on your way.

Koing

 

[OIKOS]

Originally posted by: ISO

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Money & :beer:

 

[BoberFett]

I'm pretty sure that buying fancy designer clothes makes you a homersexual, and chicks prefer men that like women.

I wear nothing but jeans and t-shirts and I've gotten plenty of women that way. But I suppose if you lack any real personality, nice clothes might be your only option.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: OIKOS

Originally posted by: ISO

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Money & :beer:

And a nice car to seal the deal.

- M4H