How big is the canadian military?

[N8Magic]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Actually, our(Canadian) per capita numbers are low, our % of GDP is one of the lowest(if not the lowest) in NATO. It's always been the main criticism of Canada by fellow NATO members.

Why waste money on a huge military when we can have our friendly neighbours to the south do it for us?

 

[simms]

We have the bottlenose boat...the one on our dime!

 

[Wallydraigle]

The penguins in Antarctica are just a rebel faction of Canadian army penguins. The number of real penguins in Canada cannot be comprehended.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Mucman

Don't they have Trained Penguins?

LOL, that shows your ignorance . Penguins only exist in the antarctic...

USA! Surrender now! We have you surrounded!!!

 

[eakers]

HEY THIS WAS FUNNY LIKE LAST YEAR.
GET A NEW JOKE.

 

[FrustratedUser]

I have 2 cousins in Canada and 1 in Alaska.

 

[SPAnDAU]

As a Canadian comic said, our plan is to lay low for about two or three hundred years, then attack some random country like Turkey. It'll be really easy because nobody will see it coming. Then we're gonna call it Chicken.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: eakers
HEY THIS WAS FUNNY LIKE LAST YEAR.
GET A NEW JOKE.

Canadians use the metric system ha ha ha, eeeeh ohh, but that's a good thing

 

Originally posted by: SPAnDAU
As a Canadian comic said, our plan is to lay low for about two or three hundred years, then attack some random country like Turkey. It'll be really easy because nobody will see it coming. Then we're gonna call it Chicken.

Sounds like a plan to me!

 

(has little kid hold his arms out) "IT'S THIS BIG!"