How big is the canadian military?

Lithium381

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I know they have a tank.
I think they have 6 airplanes.
I'm fairly sure they have a row-boat or something like that

i was just wondering, everyone here seems to fear them.....anyone have actual numbers?
 

Pr0Hawk

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Originally posted by: minendo
14 mounties and 1 helper monkey.

Im sorry to inform you that the helper monkey has died in a training accident involving the assualt canoe
 

kami

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Well I thought he actually wanted some real numbers/info :p I've played the lets make fun of the canada military game many times. :p
 

IcemanJer

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Originally posted by: kami
Well I thought he actually wanted some real numbers/info :p I've played the lets make fun of the canada military game many times. :p
LOL..... hehehehe
 

kami

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wrong thread. i had two AT windows open (this was for the animal slaughter one)
 

Lithium381

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Originally posted by: kami
Well I thought he actually wanted some real numbers/info :p I've played the lets make fun of the canada military game many times. :p

Well, i did want "real" numbers, not REAL numbers! Heh, so many rumors around about how much stuff they have, i wanted to see if we could all agree on it......! animal slaughter???
 

kami

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Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Don't they have Trained Penguins?

How'd you find out? We have armies of millions up in the tundra (actually all of canada is arctic tundra...as soon as you cross the border the temperature immediately drops about 80 degrees centigrade.

 

sandorski

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Actually, our(Canadian) per capita numbers are low, our % of GDP is one of the lowest(if not the lowest) in NATO. It's always been the main criticism of Canada by fellow NATO members.
 

PsychoAndy

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Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Don't they have Trained Penguins?
No, you're confusing them with the Tiara Del Fuego Army. Penguins don't usually exist above the Northern Hemisphere.
 

Lithium381

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: Mucman
Don't they have Trained Penguins?

LOL, that shows your ignorance :p. Penguins only exist in the antarctic...

yeah, what were you thinking?! They train sled dogs to do their nefarious bidding!

speaking of NEFarious........



besides, there are penguins in zoos....who says canadia couldn't have gotten a few.....