"French fries are fun again. Peeled and curled entirely by computer & programmed by an Idaho refugee whom we have chained to the wall in the back room--tours on request--plese do not feed the employees."
hehe. I've only been to 3 Hooters so far: Kansas City, Long Beach, and the ORIGINAL at 2800 Gulf-to-Bay in Clearwater, Florida. Hmm, didn't get the autographed t-shirt from KC though--I'll have to go back. 😛 I think I'll hit Orlando this summer, followed by Cleveland. 😀
Several friends and I went to Spencer's at the shopping mall and pooled money to get an "inflatable party doll." The chick at the cash register yelled, "CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK ON THE BLOW-UP DOLL?! I've always wanted to say that." After inflating it right in the mall and walking around like goofballs, we took "Juicy Lucy" down the highway outside the window. At least we didn't cause any accidents. 😉
We stopped by the local Hooters with her and had a blast. All the Hooters girls said they were jealous--they even signed her in strange places before we left, saying very naughty things. Ahh, those were the times... 😀
Accept no Hooters imitations. Mugs 'n' Jugs and Melons have cropped up, but I doubt they can top Hooters. 🙂