Did we read the same story?
"...starter motor dying at 21,000 miles. Shortly thereafter, the brain of the Stingrays heating-and-air-conditioning system began shutting down intermittentlyin mid-Januaryand needed to be swapped."
Both things that should not happen, especially on a car with under 100k miles. Starters are wear items, but not at 21k miles.
"The C7s axle seals began leaking lubricant at 25,000 miles" Again, WTF?
"The heated seats only got lukewarm, and the already-finicky shifter felt like it was stirring a bag of cement until the drivetrain warmed up"
yeah... um, no.. Not on a car costing this much. The heated seats in all my vehicles have multiple settings and you better be sure the highest setting will turn my ass red from the heat.
I really think this isn't a cold weather car and most people won't drive theirs in rain or snow, but still, if its equipped to do so, it should perform flawlessly, especially at this price point. The competition didn't have the issues that this C7 did.