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This thread makes me sad.
Really, this was a defenseless rare animal, murdered by an american
Only so he could eat it and become even fatter
Look at how Americans are hurting the wildlife around the world.
Lost on you, it is.

Some of you said you would have done the same
Understand this makes you monsters
Can only the rest of the world see this
Can't you people just respect nature
Exceptionally rare animals don't belong on your plate
Sadly only two hexapuses have ever been seen.
So just keep killing them and make me
Feel all Acrostic on the inside
Understand precisely how much I
Loathe all of you.

:thumbsdown:
 
Broheim said:
This thread makes me sad.
Really, this was a defenseless rare animal, murdered by an american
Only so he could eat it and become even fatter
Look at how Americans are hurting the wildlife around the world.
Lost on you, it is.

Some of you said you would have done the same
Understand this makes you monsters
Can only the rest of the world see this
Can't you people just respect nature
Exceptionally rare animals don't belong on your plate
Sadly only two hexapuses have ever been seen.
So just keep killing them and make me
Feel all Acrostic on the inside
Understand precisely how much I
Loathe all of you.

:thumbsdown:
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its ok. we feel the same about you. trying to ram this into a american doing it. when it was a Greek who was fallowing local customs.
 
finds rare animal, first instinct is to put it in his belly.
now he feels bad and wants to start an awareness campaign...

isn't this basically american foreign policy?
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So you're sayin you'll set my country music award on fire?
 
Really, OP, I don't see how you think this was done by an American

We don't kill things by bashing them with rocks - we shoot them
 
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Broheim said:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/26/tourist-smashes-kills-octopus_n_3660231.html



finds rare animal, first instinct is to put it in his belly.
now he feels bad and wants to start an awareness campaign...

isn't this basically American foreign policy?
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Why do you think everyone wants to hunt and kill bigfoot when they find it? I bet it tastes just like ape meat, which is as close to cannibalism as most hunters will ever get to enjoy.

And DELICIOUS BBQed in a grody cast iron skillet using splintered, stained and burned wood utensils and cooked over wood in a 50 gallon toxic waste drum at 4 am!

And the bigfoot skin would make a killer Halloween costume. Just don't go into the woods wearing it.
 
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Printer Bandit said:
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Looks like turds on a plate, and tastes about the same I bet. And the tomato looks alone and out of place, and I can't imagine it does much for the taste unless it's smothered in a tomato saute or something.

And here's another clue, if you have to squeeze out a whole lemon all over it just to make it palatable, then maybe you shouldn't be eating it after all. Just a thought, though.
 
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My favorite part of this story is that he kills the animal, tries to get it cooked at a tavern, gets turned away, cooks it himself, eats it, and then decides, "shit, I think I should probably look that thing up." It's an animal species you don't recognize, so you wait until after you've eaten to verify what it is? What if it was poisonous? "Damn, maybe I should have researched this sooner."
 
Broheim said:
This thread makes me sad.
Really, this was a defenseless rare animal, murdered by an american
Only so he could eat it and become even fatter
Look at how Americans are hurting the wildlife around the world.
Lost on you, it is.

Some of you said you would have done the same
Understand this makes you monsters
Can only the rest of the world see this
Can't you people just respect nature
Exceptionally rare animals don't belong on your plate
Sadly only two hexapuses have ever been seen.
So just keep killing them and make me
Feel all Acrostic on the inside
Understand precisely how much I
Loathe all of you.

:thumbsdown:
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well, I was going to keep this thread going and be increasingly clever, but since none of you got this one and I have a headache I think i'll just go to bed instead. Another day perhaps.
 
Broheim said:
well, I was going to keep this thread going and be increasingly clever, but since none of you got this one and I have a headache I think i'll just go to bed instead. Another day perhaps.
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OMG, you could have at least bolded the first letters of the sentences, you ain't getting off that easy and going to bed, I'm about to hit my 3k posts.
 
SlickSnake said:
OMG, you could have at least bolded the first letters of the sentences, you ain't getting off that easy and going to bed, I'm about to hit my 3k posts.
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that would have been way too easy, I thought I made it pretty clear with "Acrostic" + :thumbsdown:

I was actually designing a much more intricate one that was a rewrite of fresh prince of Bel Air with a message in a diagonal, but my blasted headache got the better of me. I can't sleep because of it now so I guess I'll take some pills and fap...
 
Broheim said:
This thread makes me sad.
Really, this was a defenseless rare animal, murdered by an american
Only so he could eat it and become even fatter
Look at how Americans are hurting the wildlife around the world.
Lost on you, it is.

Some of you said you would have done the same
Understand this makes you monsters
Can only the rest of the world see this
Can't you people just respect nature
Exceptionally rare animals don't belong on your plate
Sadly only two hexapuses have ever been seen.
So just keep killing them and make me
Feel all Acrostic on the inside
Understand precisely how much I
Loathe all of you.

:thumbsdown:
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i knew skoorb. skoorb was a friend of mine. sir, you're no skoorb.
 
so this greek guy and his family bring a huge chicken to the tavern for them to cook. he knows the cook is a thief and will always take something for himself. after some wine and snacks, the bird is ready and is brought to the table. the man looks it over, wings, legs, breasts, it's all there. the family enjoys their chicken dinner.

after they eat, the cook comes over to ask how it was. "delicious! i know you're a thief, but for the life of me i can't figure out what you stole from my bird."
the cook says "it was such a nice chicken, i swapped it with a smaller one."
 
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