How amazing is it to be tall?

How great is it to be tall?


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GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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I don't take all that much pleasure from being tall. Sure, the view is better and it's nice not to have to walk around with your nose in stranger's asses all day, but those are small things. What I really get off on is the jealousy tears of 5'6" manlets. SUFFER you munchkins!!
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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I do derive pleasure from placing things out of reach on tall shelves, so I voted that option.
 

Exterous

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Jun 20, 2006
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Sounds like someone's not flying coach any more.....

Heh. Maybe one of these years. 4 hours or less I don't mind in a non-middle coach seat on most planes. 7 hours in a segment is about my limit. There are enough places we still have to see within that range so if its beyond 7 hours I'm not going unless its a nicer seat
 
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IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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OP, I'm going to like every post you make in this thread because of the truth herein spoken. The more you post, the more likes you get.
 
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Nashemon

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Ingrown toenails were a real problem until I learned how to sleep without my feet being strangled by the blankets. Beds simply aren't long enough.
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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Yeah, I regret going with a standard king last time, definitely going California next .

I just sleep with my feet hanging off the edge, that's what feels comfortable now. On a bed too long I can't sleep unless I scrunch down closer to the foot so that my feet are hanging off.
 

Exterous

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I don't know. Being 6'-1" just feels normal to me, like having my butthole in the right place.

Sure I mean we're just used to now amazing our lives are that it just feels normal to us. But imagine how shitty your life would be if your butthole was in the wrong spot - like on your face or something. I can only assume being short is like having an anus on your forehead or where an eye should be
 

Humpy

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Sure I mean we're just used to now amazing our lives are that it just feels normal to us. But imagine how shitty your life would be if your butthole was in the wrong spot - like on your face or something. I can only assume being short is like having an anus on your forehead or where an eye should be

I assume everyone who wears a hat, or an eye patch, is just covering up their misplaced butthole.

Still better than being short though.
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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NetWareHead

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Aug 10, 2002
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My height works out just fine for my wife and I. Im 6'1" which makes me the designated person for stuff on a high shelf or cabinet she cant reach. She is 5'2" and the right height to reach an certain appendage I cant reach.

Plus being tall makes it so easy to see cleavage.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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My height works out just fine for my wife and I. Im 6'1" which makes me the designated person for stuff on a high shelf or cabinet she cant reach. She is 5'2" and the right height to reach an certain appendage I cant reach.

Plus being tall makes it so easy to see cleavage.
You have t-rex arms?
 
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