How about this for the ultimate deep fried XXXXX?

[alchemize]

Seasoned lard, wrapped in bacon, breaded and deep fried?

 

[Arkaign]

Add butter 🙂

 

[newb111]

Dip it in ranch

 

[MoPHo]

Glue it to a boxing glove and serve with a swift punch.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: alchemize

Seasoned lard, wrapped in bacon, breaded and deep fried?

id try it. its not like my heart disease is going to be described as "sudden onset cardiac death"

 

[shortylickens]

Blended in a blend tec blender, made into puree and frozen on a wooden stick.
Serve as a Popsicle.

 

[crab]

Ugh. My brother and I built up the courage to try chocolate covered bacon this summer at the state fair...nastiest shit I've ever tasted. How do you fuck up bacon??

 

[Ozoned]

Originally posted by: alchemize

Seasoned lard, wrapped in bacon, breaded and deep fried?

You are going to need to use a degreaser to wipe your ass after this one!