How about a new "L337 member" member class?

RaynorWolfcastle

Diamond Member
Feb 8, 2001
8,968
16
81
if you use the word H4X0r, l337, pwn, OMG!NO!!AAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!N!O! (or whatever it is) or their derivatives more than once a month you automatically get demoted to "L337 member" to denote how juvenile you really are.

Heck maybe "grasshopper points" should also be included in that list too ;)