I hate living by the beach! It sucks! I can't concentrate on my writing... it's all because of Alice next door... does she have to mow the lawn in her bikini? Does she have to undress in the kitchen? Does she have to borrow a cup of sugar every day? Every day? I mean, jeez! (The possibility exists that I am slow on the uptake, but the wife has something to do with that!)
So, do you have a hottie neighbor?
So, do you have a hottie neighbor?