Hottie Neighbors...

Mikal

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I hate living by the beach! It sucks! I can't concentrate on my writing... it's all because of Alice next door... does she have to mow the lawn in her bikini? Does she have to undress in the kitchen? Does she have to borrow a cup of sugar every day? Every day? I mean, jeez! (The possibility exists that I am slow on the uptake, but the wife has something to do with that!) :p

So, do you have a hottie neighbor?
 

zimu

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So, do you have a hottie neighbor?
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the question here, is, mr. do you have a webcam?
 

thien_vu

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Do I have a hottie neighbor?

My roommates and I described them as 'living in their own filth'.

We were being literal.

So.... no.
 

Mikal

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<< ... does she have to mow the lawn >>


Offer to mow her lawn for her :)
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I was gonna offer to TRIM it for her..... :D
 

monk3y

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Got some pretty hot people living directly above me, but we only see them if we have a party or someone in the apartment does...
 

Bignate603

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Nope, no hottie neighbors here. It sucks living in a small town in upstate New York, all the good looking girls leave and don't come back, oh well, gettin out of here soon...
 

Isla

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Hehe!

In ten minutes, let's all undress in the kitchen with the curtains open...

(wonder how many will be looking out their windows at the neighbors in the next few minutes...)

:D ;)
 

mdennison

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<< Hehe!

In ten minutes, let's all undress in the kitchen with the curtains open...

(wonder how many will be looking out their windows at the neighbors in the next few minutes...)

:D ;)
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I'm at work but my boss said she doesn't mind. lol
 

Mikal

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She just came home! Here we go again.... and my wife's working tonight!

Must.... be.... strong..... fight tha' power!
 

HansHurt

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Gheez, Mikal...I never new things were so rough for ya :(




Have you looked into orginizations that could help you?


B.H.F.S.N.S.S, F.A.B.L.W, Q.H.A.A, and N.S.S.....



&quot;Beachfront Homeowners with Friendly Sexy Neighbours Support Centre&quot;

&quot;Foundation for Abolition of Bikini Lawnmowing Woman&quot;

&quot;Queen of Hearts Anti-Alice League&quot;

&quot;No Sugar from Sweeties Society&quot;


Give them a try...remember help is only a phone call away.

Good luck, hang in there ok.
 

Mikal

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Thanks for the words on encouragement, all! Ok, I'm gonna get the camera ready and see what &quot;develops.&quot; She just mowed the yard yesterday so no opportunity there....

(Dudes, she is a very fine sexy hot blonde, recently divorced, no kids... she got the house, hehe.)