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ksfhhllp

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Is this site for real?

What WOULD He drive? Wouldn't He walk?

Remember Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? The cup of a carpenter?
I think He'd just walk.

Whoops... had to go back and capitalize.
 

Gilby

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Wow. Usually you see conservative chistians that go with that whole "the world is disposable so we don't need to care for it" thing. Nice to see a group like this.
 

Kelemvor

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OK let's look at the facts...

Jesus was a Guy.

Jesus was a Carpenter working with Wood.

What do you think he'd drive? If anything it'd be a big SUV.

These people are equating Jesus with Environmental issues which makes no sense. I dont' remember anywhere in the Bible that said where Jesus strapped himself to a tree in protest or anything like that.

Whatever...
 

fishsocks

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Most people assume WWJD stands for "What would Jesus do?"
But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says,
"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."


But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to,
"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."


Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain
"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."



Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.
As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd,
"For I did not speak of my own Accord..."


Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that
"the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."


Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."



And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda
"The Apostles were in one Accord." !!!!





Something to think about!

(taken from an article by Roy Rivenberg, 9/6/02)

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hkssupra69

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Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
OK let's look at the facts...

Jesus was a Guy.

Jesus was a Carpenter working with Wood.

What do you think he'd drive? If anything it'd be a big SUV.

These people are equating Jesus with Environmental issues which makes no sense. I dont' remember anywhere in the Bible that said where Jesus strapped himself to a tree in protest or anything like that.

Whatever...


you got this off of Jay Leno huh? still funny though