Hotness at Walmart

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: racolvin

Originally posted by: funkymatt
a guy i work with has reported hot chicks at walmart, i however, have not witnessed it

I've seen MANY hot chicks at Wal-Mart.

Sadly they were all still in high school ...

Not seeing the problem here

 

[nerp]

Wait, in Walmart, you spot a girl you think is hot and worry about wetting yourself if she notices you?

I do not want your life.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I stopped by Walmart to pick up some "men stuff", and next to the razor section they had the "Family Planning" section. This SUPER hot, stripper built girl walks up to the section, looks at a shopping list, studies some bottles for a few seconds, then grabs one and walks away.

Me, being the curious type, obviously had to walk over and see what she grabbed. It was "strawberry flavored lubrication spray."

:shocked:

What I should have did: Walk in front of her and said [manly voice] "Excuse me...just need to reach these Magnum XL's here. Yeah, I these are $2 less than I normally pay. Good deal. Hard to find a brand that doesn't fit too snug."[/manly voice]

What I actually did: Pretended to look at a box while watching her out of the corner of my eye so I didn't draw any attention to myself because I would have pissed my jockeys if she noticed me.

And that was my day at Walmart. How's things with you?

EPIC FAIL!!!!!

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: racolvin

Originally posted by: funkymatt
a guy i work with has reported hot chicks at walmart, i however, have not witnessed it

I've seen MANY hot chicks at Wal-Mart.

Sadly they were all still in high school ...

Not seeing the problem here

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: racolvin

Originally posted by: funkymatt
a guy i work with has reported hot chicks at walmart, i however, have not witnessed it

I've seen MANY hot chicks at Wal-Mart.

Sadly they were all still in high school ...

Not seeing the problem here

 

[racolvin]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: racolvin

Originally posted by: funkymatt
a guy i work with has reported hot chicks at walmart, i however, have not witnessed it

I've seen MANY hot chicks at Wal-Mart.

Sadly they were all still in high school ...

Not seeing the problem here

1) I'm old enough to be arrested for approaching them
2) I'm married

Nuff said

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: racolvin

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: racolvin

Originally posted by: funkymatt
a guy i work with has reported hot chicks at walmart, i however, have not witnessed it

I've seen MANY hot chicks at Wal-Mart.

Sadly they were all still in high school ...

Not seeing the problem here

1) I'm old enough to be arrested for approaching them
2) I'm married

Nuff said

Still not seeing the problem here

 

[nerp]

Yeah all great to look at but get them in bed and all you get is "it hurts" and crying. Gimme a real woman any day.

 

[Gibson486]

just imagine....if you had your jimmy page guitar.....

 

[hans030390]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What I should have did: Walk in front of her and said [manly voice] "Excuse me...just need to reach these Magnum XL's here. Yeah, I these are $2 less than I normally pay. Good deal. Hard to find a brand that doesn't fit too snug."[/manly voice]

I'm pretty sure if you said that exact thing, especially in a manly voice, you would be even worse off.

 

[Baked]

Talking about hot woman w/o posting a pic is like somebody claiming they're female on ATOT w/o posting pic. Lies.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
a guy i work with has reported hot chicks at walmart, i however, have not witnessed it

I have. Some even work there.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: LS21
i have never ever ever seen a good looking girl at walmart. and actually the people at walmart, without exaggeration, are usually a cross section of the ugliest people ill ever encounter in any given month

Walmart +college town = hot chicks eventually

this is true, especially the week right before the semester starts.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: LS21
i have never ever ever seen a good looking girl at walmart. and actually the people at walmart, without exaggeration, are usually a cross section of the ugliest people ill ever encounter in any given month

Walmart +college town = hot chicks eventually

this is true, especially the week right before the semester starts.

Go to Framingham, MA...... Geesh.....my gf would not talk to be for a day.....

 

[Mo0o]

Hmm shouldn't this be posted on the FAILblog

 

[nobody554]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: LS21
i have never ever ever seen a good looking girl at walmart. and actually the people at walmart, without exaggeration, are usually a cross section of the ugliest people ill ever encounter in any given month

Walmart +college town = hot chicks eventually

this is true, especially the week right before the semester starts.

^ This

Walmart + college town + 2AM = hot (drunk) chicks

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: nerp
Wait, in Walmart, you spot a girl you think is hot and worry about wetting yourself if she notices you?

I do not want your life.

I know, right? My main concern is that they'll check out my package, then decide they must have me, so they club me over the head with a jar of pickles, drag me to the women's room, and rape me.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: nerp
Wait, in Walmart, you spot a girl you think is hot and worry about wetting yourself if she notices you?

I do not want your life.

I know, right? My main concern is that they'll check out my package, then decide they must have me, so they club me over the head with a jar of pickles, drag me to the women's room, and rape me.

So other than smelling like pickle juice...where's the down side of this?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: nerp
Wait, in Walmart, you spot a girl you think is hot and worry about wetting yourself if she notices you?

I do not want your life.

I know, right? My main concern is that they'll check out my package, then decide they must have me, so they club me over the head with a jar of pickles, drag me to the women's room, and rape me.

So other than smelling like pickle juice...where's the down side of this?

I am not a piece of meat! :|

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Too bad, she had a penis

Recognized him/her by the description, huh?

 

[kt]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
a guy i work with has reported hot chicks at walmart, i however, have not witnessed it

It's like the unicorn. You hear people talk about it, but you never see one.

 

[SludgeFactory]

If the Walmart is near a college, yeah. Otherwise, not likely.

I was at Target less than an hour ago, 22-30 y.o. hotties were out in force, it was nice. Didn't see any muumuu beasts anywhere.