Hotness at Walmart

[Fritzo]

I stopped by Walmart to pick up some "men stuff", and next to the razor section they had the "Family Planning" section. This SUPER hot, stripper built girl walks up to the section, looks at a shopping list, studies some bottles for a few seconds, then grabs one and walks away.

Me, being the curious type, obviously had to walk over and see what she grabbed. It was "strawberry flavored lubrication spray."

:shocked:

What I should have did: Walk in front of her and said [manly voice] "Excuse me...just need to reach these Magnum XL's here. Yeah, I these are $2 less than I normally pay. Good deal. Hard to find a brand that doesn't fit too snug."[/manly voice]

What I actually did: Pretended to look at a box while watching her out of the corner of my eye so I didn't draw any attention to myself because I would have pissed my jockeys if she noticed me.

And that was my day at Walmart. How's things with you?

 

[Vehemence]

No pics? What the fuck kind of Friday is this?

 

[KLin]

I'm working hard, errr hardly working.

 

[dabuddha]

LOL nice

 

[Spoooon]

Obtainable hotness at Wal-Mart: general tso's chicken at the deli. It's not bad.

 

[jtvang125]

404: Hotness not found

Reason: No pics

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Fritzo you fail for 1 not tapping that 2 taking pics of you tapping that and 3 posting pics of her on ATOT

 

[joesmoke]

From a recent text conversation:

Me: Dude, is there anything worse than going to the mall with your gf?

Friend: Only Walmart

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
404: Hotness not found

Reason: No pics

 

[funkymatt]

a guy i work with has reported hot chicks at walmart, i however, have not witnessed it

 

[nakedfrog]

It's okay, dude, you're married.

 

[LS21]

i have never ever ever seen a good looking girl at walmart. and actually the people at walmart, without exaggeration, are usually a cross section of the ugliest people ill ever encounter in any given month

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: LS21
i have never ever ever seen a good looking girl at walmart. and actually the people at walmart, without exaggeration, are usually a cross section of the ugliest people ill ever encounter in any given month

Walmart +college town = hot chicks eventually

 

[Nitemare]

Too bad, she had a penis

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I stopped by Walmart to pick up some "men stuff", and next to the razor section they had the "Family Planning" section. This SUPER hot, stripper built girl walks up to the section, looks at a shopping list, studies some bottles for a few seconds, then grabs one and walks away.

Me, being the curious type, obviously had to walk over and see what she grabbed. It was "strawberry flavored lubrication spray."

:shocked:

What I should have did: Walk in front of her and said [manly voice] "Excuse me...just need to reach these Magnum XL's here. Yeah, I these are $2 less than I normally pay. Good deal. Hard to find a brand that doesn't fit too snug."[/manly voice]

What I actually did: Pretended to look at a box while watching her out of the corner of my eye so I didn't draw any attention to myself because I would have pissed my jockeys if she noticed me.

And that was my day at Walmart. How's things with you?

LOL!!!!

 

[Captante]

Just another day on ATOT.

 

[darkxshade]

Man... I can't fap to text... you failed at the pics. :disgust:

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Man... I can't fap to text... you failed at the pics. :disgust:

Literotica.com foo

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Man... I can't fap to text... you failed at the pics. :disgust:

link

 

[moshquerade]

did you get sprung right there... in Walmart? like so many others have.

 

[LS21]

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: LS21
i have never ever ever seen a good looking girl at walmart. and actually the people at walmart, without exaggeration, are usually a cross section of the ugliest people ill ever encounter in any given month

Walmart +college town = hot chicks eventually

in austin they all go to the target that i cant afford

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: LS21

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: LS21
i have never ever ever seen a good looking girl at walmart. and actually the people at walmart, without exaggeration, are usually a cross section of the ugliest people ill ever encounter in any given month

Walmart +college town = hot chicks eventually

in austin they all go to the target that i cant afford

I've been to Austin and seen them myself. Maybe it's you?

Go to Target, push a shopping cart around with stuff in it, but don't buy anything. Take pictures and post them here.

 

[BoomerD]

Text

 

[MercenaryYoureFired]

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: LS21
i have never ever ever seen a good looking girl at walmart. and actually the people at walmart, without exaggeration, are usually a cross section of the ugliest people ill ever encounter in any given month

Walmart +college town = hot chicks eventually

Walmart + College town with a very good economy = Hot chicks fucking everywhere.

You people MUST be going to the white trash Walmarts of your town or just straight up live in hick ville; hot girls are a dime a fucking dozen at my Walmart.

 

[racolvin]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
a guy i work with has reported hot chicks at walmart, i however, have not witnessed it

I've seen MANY hot chicks at Wal-Mart.

Sadly they were all still in high school ...