I'm a love inferno too, but maybe just because I put my thumb in a condom so I wouldn't leave a big thumb print on my monitor which is more important to me than, well, God.
Since the big facination here for me is pondering the thermal conductivity of latex and the possibility that my high score may be only a reflection of stored heat that would have otherwise dicipated from my thumb into the air without the condom, I somehow question the accuracy of the meter.
But then who am I to say. Maybe women like guys who find joy in contemplating the coefficient of heat radiation condomized vs sans condom.