In other news, the sky is blue, the earth is round, and my wifes cooking tastes like brown.
More at 11.
Gee golly Mom, brown for lunch again? Oh man, I wish they made other food other then brown 🙁
Is this what you hear at the lunch table day after day from your family? You want to make them a nutritious meal but who's got the time in this busy world of ours today?
Well lucky for you Lipton has heard your cries and is here with.... SOUP-IN-A-CUP!
Thats right Moms and Dads Lipton's new.......SOUP-IN-A-CUP, is quick and easy and all you have to do is add hot water, stir, let sit for 30 minutes, stir again, add the special seasoning packet, stir again, pour into a pot to final heat on stove (can be microwaved for quicker meals), put back into the cup and serve. Watch your families faces light up as they eat........SOUP-IN-A-CUP!
It comes it great flavors, like, chicken, chicken and peas, roasted chicken, and chicken with extra chicken chunks of chicken.
So try.......SOUP-IN-A-CUP, your family will love you for it!
Soup in a cup thats its name, put hot water in the cup and it tastes like chicken. YUM!
OH mom thanks for not making brown again, but this soup in a cup tastes like sh!@t! Learn to fvcking cook will yea! And for gods sake we been eating chicken soup in a cup for 9 months now, damn, isn't there anything else???? I"m going to Burger King for a Whopper.
Our top news story today, People at Anandtech Hotdeals fight over the memory size of a graphics card and make a big deal of it.
Thats right Bob, its almost as if they have no life that they have to get their fill fighting over a few frames per second the 2 cards may or may not get.
Oh thats so true Tom.
Our other top story today, funboy42, of anandtech as well, finds a way to end world hunger and invents a oil substitute to end our need for crude oil. When we went to his house for a interview he would not open the door and neighbors say they saw black choppers land in the middle of the night, along with black Ford sedans with people dressed in black, wearing black sunglasses, take him from his house at 3 am. Some neighbors of funboy's we interviewed deny this ever happened but were obviously shaken up or on drugs for they had a blank expression on their faces, were shaking rapidly, sweating, and kept peaking out their windows while we waited for funboy to return home. When we interviewed the local police they claimed no one has lived at that house for over 40 years and no one that goes by the name funboy42 has ever lived there, ever, and told us we didn't have a permit and had to leave town, which we did.
Went missing during this whole ordeal our own channel 5 news lighting grip hand Marty Smith. No one saw him since this morning and we don't know where he is. All we know is he clocked in this morning, he was in the van with us on the way there, he set up the lights, we asked him to get us some coffee and a jelly donut, never returned from getting those things, and didn't help us take the lighting down and return back to the studio with us in the van. If anyone has seen him your are urged to call, WTF you still reading this stuff, missing persons at 1800-555-Ou812.
Back to you Tom.
