Ok, that is really funny. To anyone who bought this ruse, I have two incredible deals for you:
Swampland in Louisiana, just overflowing with crude oil reserves and gold mines ... anyone interested, only $50 per acre!!! Approximately 100,000 available. Oh, there are vicious man-eating alligators and a billion mosquitos too, but you can harvest them for their skins and catch the bugs for medical research respectively and make tons more $$$$$$ I did this and made $35,768 extra profit the first year, and got appointed the the board at Pfizer drug Co. too! The second deal is the Brooklyn Bridge, I inherited it from my great grandad Rockefeller and can't use it anymore, so don't tell too many people but I'd let it go for a mere $200,000 ... less than the cost of most homes, a true piece of American history! Open your wallets, O patriots, and share in the glorious past of our great nation! Invest in its future now!
You know what, the peope who signed up for this ARE THE REASON SPAM EMAILS EXIST! Without them, no one would buy the junk being advertised!