Hot dog mutilation, nasty.

[fs5]

WTF? 16.95! order yours today! OMG.

 

[Bootprint]

Eww, who really wants to see the inside of a hotdog weiner.

Another useless invention...

 

[ClueLis]

C'mon, now. Who doesn't want an octodog?

 

[Bulk Beef]

Looks like a dildo to me.

 

[bandana163]

What's this octodog? Women's new self-defense tool?

 

[brtspears2]

Might be easier to cut your own hot dog.

 

[Bootprint]

Man, it Lorraine Bobbitt had one of these, I don't think they would have been able to it sewing back on...

 

[gistech1978]

nasty is right

 

[bandana163]

See, and this alt-usage isn't advertised!

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Man, it Lorraine Bobbitt had one of these, I don't think they would have been able to it sewing back on...

<shudders>

 

[bandana163]

Doesn't this item have a 'product of a brain donor' stamp on it?
It has to.

 

[Uclagamer_99]

yeah this tool could be abused in the wrong hands

 

[KhoiFather]

:beer:

 

[Spooner]

I just picked up a case.

 

[bandana163]

I could use it to ensure world domination!

BTW: Do I need permission to have one?

 

[DurocShark]

I hate you for showing me this...

ewwwwww

 

[bandana163]

I must start the Octocanine church of the creator ASAP. Please sign me if you wanna join.

 

[GasX]

this a a sure sign of the impending apocalypse...

 

[bandana163]

Jesus is coming to us for a 2nd time soon. Only the 144000 chose ones of the New Religion will survive.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Vaerilis
I must start the Octocanine church of the creator ASAP. Please sign me if you wanna join.

You're not going to make guys get circumcised by this contraption, are you?

 

[bandana163]

GOOD Idea. Sort of 'ritual for initiates'.

For all skeptics who don't believe me, MJ12.com clearly states that you can rule the world by selling lousy T-Shirts and hats.

Edit: Maybe I'll go to bed...

 

[paruhd0x]

I'll cut your hotdog into 8 slices on one side for 16.95.

 

[bandana163]

Good idea, paruhd0x, my new church could employ you as a human resource manager.

 

[Encryptic]

I get the feeling the inventor of this thing had way too much free time on their hands....

 

[flavio]

I wonder if it would work on a pickle.