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"Hot as balls"

dennilfloss

dennilfloss

Past Lifer 1957-2014 In Memoriam
Courtney Cox used that expression in Cougartown and I like it but it would sound a bit light in the loafers for a guy (me) to say this... What's the equivalent for a man to use? 😕

Bitchin' hot?
 
My male Asian buddy says it all the time. Usually, it's "Man, it's hot as balls in here."

When it's hot, your nutsack does get rather toasty, so I don't see why I guy couldn't say it.
 
typical college level response to compare things with balls

"This sucks balls"

"Fuck balls!"

"Hot as balls!"

"Cold as balls!"

 
Originally posted by: mizzou
typical college level response to compare things with balls

"This sucks balls"

"Fuck balls!"

"Hot as balls!"

"Cold as balls!"
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1 and 3 I'm familiar with, never heard 2 and 4.
 
You honestly feel as though saying "hot as balls" makes you gay? Did you think that she meant hot as in sexy? Cause if so, you totally misinterpreted that line.

Personally, I'm a fan of "mah biscuits are burnin'!" after I heard Yosemite Sam yell it in an old Friz Freleng short. But his ass was actually on fire at that point, so I guess it's slightly different.
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
You honestly feel as though saying "hot as balls" makes you gay? Did you think that she meant hot as in sexy? Cause if so, you totally misinterpreted that line.

Personally, I'm a fan of "mah biscuits are burnin'!" after I heard Yosemite Sam yell it in an old Friz Freleng short. But his ass was actually on fire at that point, so I guess it's slightly different.
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Too bad it wasn't Foghorn Leghorn who said that. Mmm, with gravy.
 
I try to avoid that and all other expressions similar to those.

Ever hear people say, "It's cold as hell?" I'm like, 😕 Hell is hot from what I have heard...
 
Originally posted by: mizzou
typical college level response to compare things with balls

"This sucks balls"

"Fuck balls!"

"Hot as balls!"

"Cold as balls!"
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I used it mostly in High School.

then again, I've always been more advanced than most. 😛


and yes: it is a male expression.
 
Originally posted by: TridenT
I try to avoid that and all other expressions similar to those.

Ever hear people say, "It's cold as hell?" I'm like, 😕 Hell is hot from what I have heard...
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It's just easier to use words for multiple purposes than actually think of new phrases.

It's why the word "fuck" can be used in a thousand different ways depending on the context.
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
You honestly feel as though saying "hot as balls" makes you gay? Did you think that she meant hot as in sexy? Cause if so, you totally misinterpreted that line.
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She told a guy he was hot as balls, of course it meant sexy.😕

 
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
You honestly feel as though saying "hot as balls" makes you gay? Did you think that she meant hot as in sexy? Cause if so, you totally misinterpreted that line.
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She told a guy he was hot as balls, of course it meant sexy.😕
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Is my sarcasm meter failing? That or she must have used it in a wrong/new way. "Hot as balls" is in reference to temperature, not sexiness.
 
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
You honestly feel as though saying "hot as balls" makes you gay? Did you think that she meant hot as in sexy? Cause if so, you totally misinterpreted that line.
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She told a guy he was hot as balls, of course it meant sexy.😕
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Is my sarcasm meter failing? That or she must have used it in a wrong/new way. "Hot as balls" is in reference to temperature, not sexiness.
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Yeah, I've definitely only heard it in reference to temperature. If you used it to say a guy was hot, yeah, I could see why that might make you feel a little gay.
 
Originally posted by: TridenT
I try to avoid that and all other expressions similar to those.

Ever hear people say, "It's cold as hell?" I'm like, 😕 Hell is hot from what I have heard...
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Never read The Inferno, have you?
 
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