"Hot as balls"

[dennilfloss]

Courtney Cox used that expression in Cougartown and I like it but it would sound a bit light in the loafers for a guy (me) to say this... What's the equivalent for a man to use?

Bitchin' hot?

 

[Crono]

I've only heard guys use that expression.

 

[NFS4]

My male Asian buddy says it all the time. Usually, it's "Man, it's hot as balls in here."

When it's hot, your nutsack does get rather toasty, so I don't see why I guy couldn't say it.

 

[mizzou]

typical college level response to compare things with balls

"This sucks balls"

"Fuck balls!"

"Hot as balls!"

"Cold as balls!"

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Originally posted by: Crono
I've only heard guys use that expression.

Yeah pretty much this.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Cerpin Taxt

Originally posted by: Crono
I've only heard guys use that expression.

Yeah pretty much this.

Man, it's hot as ovaries up in here!

 

[Chaotic42]

Fortunately that expression hasn't made it down here yet.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: mizzou
typical college level response to compare things with balls

"This sucks balls"

"Fuck balls!"

"Hot as balls!"

"Cold as balls!"

1 and 3 I'm familiar with, never heard 2 and 4.

 

[squirrel dog]

I's congurant!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

You honestly feel as though saying "hot as balls" makes you gay? Did you think that she meant hot as in sexy? Cause if so, you totally misinterpreted that line.

Personally, I'm a fan of "mah biscuits are burnin'!" after I heard Yosemite Sam yell it in an old Friz Freleng short. But his ass was actually on fire at that point, so I guess it's slightly different.

 

[Chrono]

I've used "Suck like donkey balls".

 

[TallBill]

Holy fuck balls its out out here.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
You honestly feel as though saying "hot as balls" makes you gay? Did you think that she meant hot as in sexy? Cause if so, you totally misinterpreted that line.

Personally, I'm a fan of "mah biscuits are burnin'!" after I heard Yosemite Sam yell it in an old Friz Freleng short. But his ass was actually on fire at that point, so I guess it's slightly different.

Too bad it wasn't Foghorn Leghorn who said that. Mmm, with gravy.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Crono
I've only heard guys use that expression.

ive heard mostly guys, and a few girls, use it.

 

[TridenT]

I try to avoid that and all other expressions similar to those.

Ever hear people say, "It's cold as hell?" I'm like, Hell is hot from what I have heard...

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: mizzou
typical college level response to compare things with balls

"This sucks balls"

"Fuck balls!"

"Hot as balls!"

"Cold as balls!"

I used it mostly in High School.

then again, I've always been more advanced than most.


and yes: it is a male expression.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: TridenT

Ever hear people say, "It's cold as hell?" I'm like, Hell is hot from what I have heard...

clearly, you've never been to Minnesota.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: TridenT
I try to avoid that and all other expressions similar to those.

Ever hear people say, "It's cold as hell?" I'm like, Hell is hot from what I have heard...

It's just easier to use words for multiple purposes than actually think of new phrases.

It's why the word "fuck" can be used in a thousand different ways depending on the context.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
You honestly feel as though saying "hot as balls" makes you gay? Did you think that she meant hot as in sexy? Cause if so, you totally misinterpreted that line.

She told a guy he was hot as balls, of course it meant sexy.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
You honestly feel as though saying "hot as balls" makes you gay? Did you think that she meant hot as in sexy? Cause if so, you totally misinterpreted that line.

She told a guy he was hot as balls, of course it meant sexy.

Is my sarcasm meter failing? That or she must have used it in a wrong/new way. "Hot as balls" is in reference to temperature, not sexiness.

 

[randay]

man its hot as titties in here.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
You honestly feel as though saying "hot as balls" makes you gay? Did you think that she meant hot as in sexy? Cause if so, you totally misinterpreted that line.

She told a guy he was hot as balls, of course it meant sexy.

Is my sarcasm meter failing? That or she must have used it in a wrong/new way. "Hot as balls" is in reference to temperature, not sexiness.

Yeah, I've definitely only heard it in reference to temperature. If you used it to say a guy was hot, yeah, I could see why that might make you feel a little gay.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: TridenT
I try to avoid that and all other expressions similar to those.

Ever hear people say, "It's cold as hell?" I'm like, Hell is hot from what I have heard...

Never read The Inferno, have you?

 

[JS80]

Humid as vulva?

 

[dennilfloss]

Check at ~2:13. Doesn't seem to refer to temperature to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HLhOrQuy9U