Horror story of a massage therapist. Vol 1

[CKent]

Lol damn that's nasty. Sorry about your day but thanks for brightening up mine 😀

I was in a doctors' waiting room once, a women came out of his office and ducked into the bathroom. She turned on the sink, which in a moment I found out was an attempt to mask the sound of an apparent bomb going off. It literally sounded like the dump Jeff Daniels took in Dumb & Dumber, I don't think a chopper 500ft overhead could have masked the sound. And when she came out, the stank hit me like a train.

There needs to be more awareness about Kegel exercises imo.

 

[destrekor]

eeew lmao

when I worked as a busser at a restaurant, I was told I needed to help a manager clean the bathroom. Well, we get near the hallway where the two bathrooms are, and well... a smell just completely overpowers the senses. Can't pinpoint it, but when we get near the bathroom, a few drops of brownness can be seen, and then we open the door to see what is essentially the entire bathroom covered, the sink, floor, and toilet stall all covered in liquefied crap. Apparently this old man's colostomy bag burst. :shudders:

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Auric
Yeah, why did you take the shitey sheets? And are you gonna eat the cost or bill her? I think it qualifies for the "you broke it you bought it rule" except instead of broke, beshat.

i took them because i just couldnt leave them at the facility, im hoping to get a few clients out of it.

no im not going to bill her, a set of twin sheets at BB&B is 20 bucks. ill just wipe err write it off.

 

[ITJunkie]

Originally posted by: waggy
hahahahhahahah

:laugh:

 

[theprodigalrebel]

...83 year old....and she comes out of the bathroom, stark naked with her hands on her hips...

This is a sad story even without all the feces 🙁

 

[funkymatt]

you should get a deposit for the sheets from now on

 

[montanafan]

Originally posted by: Descartes
Poor woman. I can't imagine the embarassment.

You handled it well though, so props for the professionalism 😀

Yep, much respect to you for the way you handled a difficult situation and for your kindness to her. :thumbsup:

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
you should get a deposit for the sheets from now on

An anti-deposit deposit.

 

[eakers]

lol!! You will probably appreciate this story...

A girl on another forum I frequent vomited on a client because the client had something stuck between her rolls of fat that was decaying and the smell from when she lifted the fat was so nasty that she couldn't help herself but puke.

 

[uhohs]

Originally posted by: eakers
lol!! You will probably appreciate this story...

A girl on another forum I frequent vomited on a client because the client had something stuck between her rolls of fat that was decaying and the smell from when she lifted the fat was so nasty that she couldn't help herself but puke.

thanks for sharing that.

 

[Kaspian]

Originally posted by: eakers
lol!! You will probably appreciate this story...

A girl on another forum I frequent vomited on a client because the client had something stuck between her rolls of fat that was decaying and the smell from when she lifted the fat was so nasty that she couldn't help herself but puke.

Damn, thats just plain gross.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: eakers
lol!! You will probably appreciate this story...

A girl on another forum I frequent vomited on a client because the client had something stuck between her rolls of fat that was decaying and the smell from when she lifted the fat was so nasty that she couldn't help herself but puke.

Yikes! What line of work is that? 😵

 

[wheresmybacon]

Just come dressed in a hazmat suit with a gas mask.

Good laugh though. :thumbsup:

 

[chcarnage]

That was a bad day. Click here for some more toilet humor (hopefully not a repost). 😱

 

[SilthDraeth]

Wrong!

 

[needalife]

sheeeeet on sheeeeeeet!!!

 

[Linux23]

just imagine, that could be you when you're 80.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: alchemize
At least she didn't ask you for a happy ending.

That doesn't qualify as a "happy ending"? 😀

Hope there's no repeat of the incident when she comes back in 3 weeks!

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: eakers
lol!! You will probably appreciate this story...

A girl on another forum I frequent vomited on a client because the client had something stuck between her rolls of fat that was decaying and the smell from when she lifted the fat was so nasty that she couldn't help herself but puke.

yea that is pretty disgusting.

 

[Linux23]

did you give granny a kiss afterwards?

you gotta stop going into that hole bud.

 

[ViviTheMage]

ewww

 

[FallenHero]

pure awesome

 

[Azraele]

It was nice of you to try to smooth over her embarrassment, but wow talk about a bad day (for both of you).

 

[Fritzo]

Wow...that's a LOT worse than cleaning semen stains!

 

[Oceandevi]

You sir are a tough person. I could never touch old people.