Horror story of a massage therapist. Vol 1

[lokiju]

I wouldn't have clicked on this thread while I'm eating had I know what it was going to be about 🙁

 

[TheUnk]

Yo Homes smell ya later

 

[Goosemaster]

that must have been one hell of a massage😀

 

[ScottFern]

that has to be sickest story I have ever heard.......damn! Makes you laugh it off if someone got a boner while you were massaging them.

 

[TallBill]

Why the hell did you take the sheets with you? hahahaaha

 

[NuroMancer]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Why the hell did you take the sheets with you? hahahaaha

Thats exactly what I was wondering, were there no trash cans or anything in the room?

Poor guy at the gas station is going to wonder what the hell happend.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Citrix
We get about 50 minutes into her session and I?m working on her right hip and quad. I feel her kinda flinch and hear a fart. she then says "i need to go the bathroom"

Are you sure you did not touch something that has been void of human contact for 20 years causing her to spasm?

 

[Balt]

That's disgusting.

Don't you have any stories involving 20 year old hot chicks? 🙁

 

[KB]

Ughhh. I would have to make a rule before going into that business. My clients must be hot young women only.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

PWNED!

 

[clamum]

I help her to the bathroom and a couple more squirts hit the floor.

Oh dear.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Balt
That's disgusting.

Don't you have any stories involving 20 year old hot chicks? 🙁

not 20 year olds but i have a few in the late 30's - mid 40's 🙂

 

[mh47g]

Talk about a sh!tty job.

 

[TallBill]

I'd be giving 18-25 year olds up to a 75% discount, you know... to get the youth involved in massages.

 

[dquan97]

Be sure to use a 25% off coupon w/ Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

And pick up a universal remote on the way out.

 

[ATLien247]

Is Volume 2, by chance, your foray into deutsche scheisse films?

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: dquan97
Be sure to use a 25% off coupon w/ Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

And pick up a universal remote on the way out.

you got any or tell me where i can get the coupon?

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: Balt
That's disgusting.

Don't you have any stories involving 20 year old hot chicks? 🙁

not 20 year olds but i have a few in the late 30's - mid 40's 🙂

I can think of one 😀 :evil:

 

[Yreka]

Use it to your advantage... Advertise !

"Massage so good, you'll shit yourself"

 

[Robert Munch]

:thumbsup:

Originally posted by: Yreka
Use it to your advantage... Advertise !

"Massage so good, you'll shit yourself"

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: dquan97
Be sure to use a 25% off coupon w/ Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

And pick up a universal remote on the way out.

you got any or tell me where i can get the coupon?

20% off

Even though it's expired, they usually accept it anyway.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Yreka
Use it to your advantage... Advertise !

"Massage so good, you'll shit yourself"

HAHAHAH that would look good on my billboard

 

[DangerAardvark]

Hot...

 

[Kaspian]

Originally posted by: Citrix
We get about 50 minutes into her session and I?m working on her right hip and quad. I feel her kinda flinch and hear a fart. she then says "i need to go the bathroom"

so i help her up, she rips the sheet off and as she comes off my table she had sh|t all over. OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! :Q :Q :Q I help her to the bathroom and a couple more squirts hit the floor. I leave the bathroom and i get a good look at the gift she left me along with a smell that Satan would be proud of. I start dry-heaving, bile is on my tongue and im about ready to puke.

LMFAO:laugh: I'm sorry but thats just to damn funny. I know it wasnt funny to you, so I apologize. I'm still laughing though, :laugh:

 

[Auric]

Yeah, why did you take the shitey sheets? And are you gonna eat the cost or bill her? I think it qualifies for the "you broke it you bought it rule" except instead of broke, beshat.