- Jun 5, 2000
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So last Sat I had an appointment with 83 year old female client who is a loyal customer. Back in June i moved my massage office to the brand new hospital about 4 miles away from my old office. My client lives in a independent living facility across the street from my old office so it was easy for her to drive across the street for her appointments. Well my new office is too far away for her to drive so until our sat appointment i have not seen her. I do not do out calls, its too much of a pain in the ass to pack up my table and supplies then have to deal with finding space at the clients home. its a huge headache and i just don?t do it.
She calls me last week to tell me the facility she lives in has a massage room with a table that belongs to the facility and we can use it so I schedule her up. I get to her facility at 9:45 and we walk down to where the room is. We get about 50 minutes into her session and I?m working on her right hip and quad. I feel her kinda flinch and hear a fart. she then says "i need to go the bathroom"
so i help her up, she rips the sheet off and as she comes off my table she had sh|t all over. OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! :Q :Q :Q I help her to the bathroom and a couple more squirts hit the floor. I leave the bathroom and i get a good look at the gift she left me along with a smell that Satan would be proud of. I start dry-heaving, bile is on my tongue and im about ready to puke. I pull my shirt up over my nose and while not looking at the mess i un-do the four corners of the my sheets and cover it up. I had to run out into the hallway a couple of times for some fresh air.
about 10 min passes and she comes out of the bathroom, stark naked with her hands on her hips and says
"looks like we wont be working on my shoulders and neck"
you got the right sister, out session is over. so she starts to get dressed while i figure out what to do with my sheets. I find a box of trash bags and put my sheets in a plastic bag because there is no way I?m going to put the stench of Satan in my car uncovered.
as she watches me put the room back as I found it the situation starts to set in with her and she becomes very embarrassed. I just reassured her that she became relaxed enough that it just happened, don?t worry about it, its happened before (big lie on my part). so she makes another appointment in 3 weeks. I?m taking depends with me next time.
When I left the facility I had to get gas, so while I was pumping gas I took the bag of nasty and chucked it in the gas stations trash can. So now I have to go to Bed Bath & Beyond today to get a new pair of sheets.
She calls me last week to tell me the facility she lives in has a massage room with a table that belongs to the facility and we can use it so I schedule her up. I get to her facility at 9:45 and we walk down to where the room is. We get about 50 minutes into her session and I?m working on her right hip and quad. I feel her kinda flinch and hear a fart. she then says "i need to go the bathroom"
so i help her up, she rips the sheet off and as she comes off my table she had sh|t all over. OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! :Q :Q :Q I help her to the bathroom and a couple more squirts hit the floor. I leave the bathroom and i get a good look at the gift she left me along with a smell that Satan would be proud of. I start dry-heaving, bile is on my tongue and im about ready to puke. I pull my shirt up over my nose and while not looking at the mess i un-do the four corners of the my sheets and cover it up. I had to run out into the hallway a couple of times for some fresh air.
about 10 min passes and she comes out of the bathroom, stark naked with her hands on her hips and says
"looks like we wont be working on my shoulders and neck"
you got the right sister, out session is over. so she starts to get dressed while i figure out what to do with my sheets. I find a box of trash bags and put my sheets in a plastic bag because there is no way I?m going to put the stench of Satan in my car uncovered.
as she watches me put the room back as I found it the situation starts to set in with her and she becomes very embarrassed. I just reassured her that she became relaxed enough that it just happened, don?t worry about it, its happened before (big lie on my part). so she makes another appointment in 3 weeks. I?m taking depends with me next time.
When I left the facility I had to get gas, so while I was pumping gas I took the bag of nasty and chucked it in the gas stations trash can. So now I have to go to Bed Bath & Beyond today to get a new pair of sheets.
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