Horrifying event last night

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TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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Around 4:00 am, in the middle of my sleep something startled me in my sleep. I'm not sure if it was the wind blowing on my window shades or something in a dream. Anyways, I pushed my entire upper torso up above my headboard almost in a pushup motion. Halfway during this I woke up for real and brought my head down quickly, causing my right eye socket to meet the corner of the wooden headboard.

I thought for sure that my eye had turned into gravy, but luckily the skull did it's job and protected my eyeball. I have some nice little cuts and bruising on both sides of my eyeball this morning. Absolutely not a fun way to wake up.
 
TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: Gothgar
ouch


pics?
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Took a shitty one with my cell phone, I'll try the real camera.

Edit - meh, the real camera is dead. I have a nasty headache this morning.
 
Leros

Leros

Lifer
Jul 11, 2004
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Actually I snuck in, stuffed you full of Ambien, and smashed your face against the headboard a few times before you woke up.
 
Perknose

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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As a distinguished but uncredentialed amateur physician, I have narrowed your diagnosis down to either a lack of sex due to your recent divorce or too much recent sex due to your recent divorce.
 
TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: Leros
Actually I snuck in, stuffed you full of Ambien, and smashed your face against the headboard a few times before you woke up.
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That's pretty much what it felt like.



Originally posted by: Perknose
As a distinguished but uncredentialed amateur physician, I have narrowed your diagnosis down to either a lack of sex due to your recent divorce or too much recent sex due to your recent divorce.
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;)
 
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JeffreyLebowski

Lifer
Aug 23, 2000
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Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: Leros
Actually I snuck in, stuffed you full of Ambien, and smashed your face against the headboard a few times before you woke up.
Click to expand...

That's pretty much what it felt like.



Originally posted by: Perknose
As a distinguished but uncredentialed amateur physician, I have narrowed your diagnosis down to either a lack of sex due to your recent divorce or too much recent sex due to your recent divorce.
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;)
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I think perk is offering to help you out.
 
Safeway

Safeway

Lifer
Jun 22, 2004
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A friend of mine with insomnia sleep walks when he can actually fall asleep. He woke up holding a hot iron to his hand. (The iron was off, turns on automatically when it is laid horizontally.)

He has a nasty burn scar now.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: Leros
Actually I snuck in, stuffed you full of Ambien, and smashed your face against the headboard a few times before you woke up.
Click to expand...

That's pretty much what it felt like.



Originally posted by: Perknose
As a distinguished but uncredentialed amateur physician, I have narrowed your diagnosis down to either a lack of sex due to your recent divorce or too much recent sex due to your recent divorce.
Click to expand...


;)
Click to expand...

I think perk is offering to help you out.
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SURPRIZE BUTTSECHS?
 
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