Horribly unfunny jokes

[Kyanzes]

Originally posted by: SolMiester
What?s the similarity between a ?69? and the mafia

One slip of the tongue and your in the s h i t.

 

[squirrel dog]

Whats 40' long and smells of urine ?









































A line dance at the old folks home ...............:disgust:

 

[BEL6772]

Q: If you're a Russian going into the bathroom and an American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?


A: European!

 

[MBrown]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: BEL6772
Q: If you're a Russian going into the bathroom and an American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?


A: European!

omg so lame, it got a chuckle.

 

[her209]

I heard a new one today.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?









Because he didn't have any guts!

 

[KLin]

I was on my way to Disneyland and saw a sign saying "Disneyland left". I turned around and went home.

 

[reverend boltron]

Originally posted by: BEL6772
Q: If you're a Russian going into the bathroom and an American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?


A: European!

I always heard "and German when you come out..."

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What grade is completed the fastest?






































2nd grade! It only takes a second!