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Horrible & Unusual Ways to Die

Either think them up or reference them from events that have happened.

I will start it off.

This is one I made up.

You take a can of whipped cream or cheeze wiz from the fridge, start eating it by spraying it into your mouth, and the can (which must have been defective) explodes, removing most of your skull.
 
I figure that surprise deaths aren't that bad... the worst ones are probably the ones that you know are coming... and the worst of those is when you actually want the end to come sooner...
 
PCXL did an articl on this once, though it was Video Game Deaths... like trebuchet to teh head, roller coaster flying off the rails, etc
 
The Death Beyond a Thousand Cuts. Oh, everyone knows the Death of a Thousand Cuts, but it is just child's play when set against the Death Beyond a Thousand Cuts, because of just one small thing. During the DOATC the executioner pulls little slips of paper out of a basket or whatever; each slip of paper has a part of the body written on it. That part is cut, and the slip of paper thrown out. But the thing is each part of the body has three slips of paper in the basket. When the third slip of paper is drawn for that bady part, the part is removed. The wounds are cauterized and the victim is fed and kept alive. The whole thing can last for months before death occurs. But in the Death Beyond a Thousand cuts, remember all those removed body parts? Well, they are what is used to nurish the victim while all this goes on😉

Good night!
 


<< Stuck in an disabled submarine at the bottom of the ocean...with Hillary Clinton. >>


Funny, I had that very nightmare many times on patrol.
 
do five teenagers crushed to death in a multiple rollover accident count? that was quite disturbing if I do say so myself :Q
 
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story.

On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency). As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because of this.

Ordinarily, a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended.

That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not have changed his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands.

The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Opus.

When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her; therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.

The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

There was an exquisite twist.

Further investigation revealed that the son [Ronald Opus] had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window.

The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
 


<< Sliding down a razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol? >>



OMG, Just thinking of that hurts!!!

P.S: My 1337 post 😉
 


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<< Suffocating between a pair of 72DD's.😉 >>


That's horrible???
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Not so much horrible as it is a very unusual way to go. But it has happened before. 🙂
 
Here's one:

Stripped naked, with the trimmed copper wire of a phone cord soldered to your pee-hole...
Then having repeated collect calls made to CANADA, via 1-800-COLLECT...


BY CARROT TOP!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!


That's evil...😀
 
A Russian guy peed on an electric fence.

He did not die, but the resulting shock fried his penis.

Doctors had to fashion a makeshift penis using skin harvested from his forearm.

He can no longer get erections, but he can pee standing up.
 
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