American comedian Stephen Colbert accused Canada of cheating at the upcoming Olympics on Thursday night during an episode of The Colbert Report.
    "Those syrup-suckers won't let us practice at their Olympic venues," he said.  "This is the most unsportsmanlike conduct by Canadians since it was discovered Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Roy Halladay is a moose."
His comments come in light of recent criticism from the U.S. and Britain about how Canada is taking advantage of playing host to the Winter Olympics in February. Athletes in luge and speed skating from other countries complained they had limited access to the Vancouver facilities while Canadian athletes enjoyed numerous training benefits.
Colbert wants Canada to grant access to the U.S. team, calling Canadians "Saskatchewhiners" and stating that the organizers of the Salt Lake City Olympics in 2002 let Canadian lugers go for at least a 100 runs at their facility. 
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After all, Canadian athletes had been training on this course for weeks and months, so they had plenty of time to acclimate themselves. Members of the Canadian team had over 300 runs apiece on this track. Other team racers were limited to 40 runs.
No mistake. This was planned. We can only assume, in legal parlance, this was done to insure Canadian medals and give them an unfair advantage over the world. The IOC in knowing could only have been thinking about the mix of speed and danger that would mesmerize global viewers and perhaps increase those ratings one tenth of a point. This translating into more millions of dollars in revenue for their broadcast partners, and thus eventually, right into their bank accounts.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ed-berliner/death-at-the-vancouver-ol_b_461300.html