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Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Apple could break the Microsoft dominance if they didn't suck so much 😛

My powerbook would have rolled its eyes at that, if it had eyes.

EDIT: IT HAS XEYES! It just rolled its eyes at you.

Actually, that program is pretty neat.

I had a teacher once who remotely controlled the eyes, freaked me right out

I've never seen a use for it. 😛

Except for comical relief 🙂

That's what xbill or xoil(?) are for.

never heard of xoil.

is xbill the equivilant to the windows version of kill bill?

Never heard of Kill bill. The basis of xbill, IIRC, is to stop the virus/worm from spreading across the network. These little "Bills" walk around the screen installing windows on all of the computers. :Q

EDIT: The oil one is trying to keep evil invaders from taking over your oil fields. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: DaFinn
Your title is "Hope", and you wish to talk about Microsoft world domination... Dude, there is no hope in that!!!

Hope is open source.

And this really hot chick on tv.

edit: movie is called "broken arrow"

That was a horrible movie.

But the girl man...think about the girl!

Poor writing distracts me form chickies.
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Apple could break the Microsoft dominance if they didn't suck so much 😛

My powerbook would have rolled its eyes at that, if it had eyes.

EDIT: IT HAS XEYES! It just rolled its eyes at you.

Actually, that program is pretty neat.

I had a teacher once who remotely controlled the eyes, freaked me right out

I've never seen a use for it. 😛

Except for comical relief 🙂

That's what xbill or xoil(?) are for.

never heard of xoil.

is xbill the equivilant to the windows version of kill bill?

Never heard of Kill bill. The basis of xbill, IIRC, is to stop the virus/worm from spreading across the network. These little "Bills" walk around the screen installing windows on all of the computers. :Q

EDIT: The oil one is trying to keep evil invaders from taking over your oil fields. 😛

oh..ok 🙂

kill bill is actually a program I once tried a few times. The face of bill gates went from left to right and you had to click on it with your mouse as if your shooting at it.

If you shot him 10 times out of 10, I remember they said "WOW! Assassin for Hire!" or something like that. It was a pointless game but hilarious
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Apple could break the Microsoft dominance if they didn't suck so much 😛

My powerbook would have rolled its eyes at that, if it had eyes.

EDIT: IT HAS XEYES! It just rolled its eyes at you.

Actually, that program is pretty neat.

I had a teacher once who remotely controlled the eyes, freaked me right out

I've never seen a use for it. 😛

Except for comical relief 🙂

reminds me of those programs that convert text to speach... we used to have tons of fun with them getting it to say (and pronounce correctly) curse words.


That I remember, back in the DOS days =)

It actually worked without a sound card.


Doing that was a lesson in creativity: figuring out how to put together all the cuss words trying to sound as "bad" as possible... I remember a string of 6 or 7 cuss words and giggling at how bad it was. Then puberty came.
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Apple could break the Microsoft dominance if they didn't suck so much 😛

My powerbook would have rolled its eyes at that, if it had eyes.

EDIT: IT HAS XEYES! It just rolled its eyes at you.

Actually, that program is pretty neat.

I had a teacher once who remotely controlled the eyes, freaked me right out

I've never seen a use for it. 😛

Except for comical relief 🙂

That's what xbill or xoil(?) are for.

never heard of xoil.

is xbill the equivilant to the windows version of kill bill?

Never heard of Kill bill. The basis of xbill, IIRC, is to stop the virus/worm from spreading across the network. These little "Bills" walk around the screen installing windows on all of the computers. :Q

EDIT: The oil one is trying to keep evil invaders from taking over your oil fields. 😛

oh..ok 🙂

kill bill is actually a program I once tried a few times. The face of bill gates went from left to right and you had to click on it with your mouse as if your shooting at it.

If you shot him 10 times out of 10, I remember they said "WOW! Assassin for Hire!" or something like that. It was a pointless game but hilarious

Sounds dumb. If I'm desperate, I install dopewars.
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Apple could break the Microsoft dominance if they didn't suck so much 😛

My powerbook would have rolled its eyes at that, if it had eyes.

EDIT: IT HAS XEYES! It just rolled its eyes at you.

Actually, that program is pretty neat.

I had a teacher once who remotely controlled the eyes, freaked me right out

I've never seen a use for it. 😛

Except for comical relief 🙂

reminds me of those programs that convert text to speach... we used to have tons of fun with them getting it to say (and pronounce correctly) curse words.


That I remember, back in the DOS days =)

It actually worked without a sound card.


Doing that was a lesson in creativity: figuring out how to put together all the cuss words trying to sound as "bad" as possible... I remember a string of 6 or 7 cuss words and giggling at how bad it was. Then puberty came.

I remember typing "tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"

making the computer sound like it was shooting bullets

awww...puberty ruined your fun?
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Zanix
Doing that was a lesson in creativity: figuring out how to put together all the cuss words trying to sound as "bad" as possible... I remember a string of 6 or 7 cuss words and giggling at how bad it was. Then puberty came.

I remember typing "tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"

making the computer sound like it was shooting bullets

awww...puberty ruined your fun?

that sucks. it created most of my fun 😉
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Apple could break the Microsoft dominance if they didn't suck so much 😛

My powerbook would have rolled its eyes at that, if it had eyes.

EDIT: IT HAS XEYES! It just rolled its eyes at you.

Actually, that program is pretty neat.

I had a teacher once who remotely controlled the eyes, freaked me right out

I've never seen a use for it. 😛

Except for comical relief 🙂

reminds me of those programs that convert text to speach... we used to have tons of fun with them getting it to say (and pronounce correctly) curse words.


That I remember, back in the DOS days =)

It actually worked without a sound card.


Doing that was a lesson in creativity: figuring out how to put together all the cuss words trying to sound as "bad" as possible... I remember a string of 6 or 7 cuss words and giggling at how bad it was. Then puberty came.

I remember typing "tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"

making the computer sound like it was shooting bullets

awww...puberty ruined your fun?

A co-worker/boss of mine at my last job found a program like that for windows. He (~30), my real boss (fifties probably), and myself used it all the time.
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Apple could break the Microsoft dominance if they didn't suck so much 😛

My powerbook would have rolled its eyes at that, if it had eyes.

EDIT: IT HAS XEYES! It just rolled its eyes at you.

Actually, that program is pretty neat.

I had a teacher once who remotely controlled the eyes, freaked me right out

I've never seen a use for it. 😛

Except for comical relief 🙂

reminds me of those programs that convert text to speach... we used to have tons of fun with them getting it to say (and pronounce correctly) curse words.


That I remember, back in the DOS days =)

It actually worked without a sound card.


Doing that was a lesson in creativity: figuring out how to put together all the cuss words trying to sound as "bad" as possible... I remember a string of 6 or 7 cuss words and giggling at how bad it was. Then puberty came.

I remember typing "tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"

making the computer sound like it was shooting bullets

awww...puberty ruined your fun?


Naw... I'm just embarassed that I giggled at cuss words and laughed at retarded/elderly people, that kind of thing. Being a little cuss.

Edit: man... and I *still* do that.
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Apple could break the Microsoft dominance if they didn't suck so much 😛

My powerbook would have rolled its eyes at that, if it had eyes.

EDIT: IT HAS XEYES! It just rolled its eyes at you.

Actually, that program is pretty neat.

I had a teacher once who remotely controlled the eyes, freaked me right out

I've never seen a use for it. 😛

Except for comical relief 🙂

reminds me of those programs that convert text to speach... we used to have tons of fun with them getting it to say (and pronounce correctly) curse words.


That I remember, back in the DOS days =)

It actually worked without a sound card.


Doing that was a lesson in creativity: figuring out how to put together all the cuss words trying to sound as "bad" as possible... I remember a string of 6 or 7 cuss words and giggling at how bad it was. Then puberty came.

I remember typing "tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"

making the computer sound like it was shooting bullets

awww...puberty ruined your fun?

A co-worker/boss of mine at my last job found a program like that for windows. He (~30), my real boss (fifties probably), and myself used it all the time.

We may grow older, but some of us just never grow up 😉
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Apple could break the Microsoft dominance if they didn't suck so much 😛

My powerbook would have rolled its eyes at that, if it had eyes.

EDIT: IT HAS XEYES! It just rolled its eyes at you.

Actually, that program is pretty neat.

I had a teacher once who remotely controlled the eyes, freaked me right out

I've never seen a use for it. 😛

Except for comical relief 🙂

reminds me of those programs that convert text to speach... we used to have tons of fun with them getting it to say (and pronounce correctly) curse words.


That I remember, back in the DOS days =)

It actually worked without a sound card.


Doing that was a lesson in creativity: figuring out how to put together all the cuss words trying to sound as "bad" as possible... I remember a string of 6 or 7 cuss words and giggling at how bad it was. Then puberty came.

I remember typing "tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"

making the computer sound like it was shooting bullets

awww...puberty ruined your fun?

A co-worker/boss of mine at my last job found a program like that for windows. He (~30), my real boss (fifties probably), and myself used it all the time.

We may grow older, but some of us just never grow up 😉

Damn straight! 😎
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Apple could break the Microsoft dominance if they didn't suck so much 😛

My powerbook would have rolled its eyes at that, if it had eyes.

EDIT: IT HAS XEYES! It just rolled its eyes at you.

Actually, that program is pretty neat.

I had a teacher once who remotely controlled the eyes, freaked me right out

I've never seen a use for it. 😛

Except for comical relief 🙂

reminds me of those programs that convert text to speach... we used to have tons of fun with them getting it to say (and pronounce correctly) curse words.


That I remember, back in the DOS days =)

It actually worked without a sound card.


Doing that was a lesson in creativity: figuring out how to put together all the cuss words trying to sound as "bad" as possible... I remember a string of 6 or 7 cuss words and giggling at how bad it was. Then puberty came.

I remember typing "tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"

making the computer sound like it was shooting bullets

awww...puberty ruined your fun?

A co-worker/boss of mine at my last job found a program like that for windows. He (~30), my real boss (fifties probably), and myself used it all the time.

We may grow older, but some of us just never grow up 😉

Damn straight! 😎


:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
boobie

wtf. now I have to clean up the soda I just spit out from laughing 😛

I know boobies are exciting.

But still. I thought by now everyone had seen enough of them to not get THAT excited over them 😉
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
awww...puberty ruined your fun?

A co-worker/boss of mine at my last job found a program like that for windows. He (~30), my real boss (fifties probably), and myself used it all the time.

We may grow older, but some of us just never grow up 😉

Damn straight! 😎


:thumbsup:

At least you guys learned not to make fun of retards and elderly people to their faces, right? Cause I'm sure when you leave the old folks home, gramps is taking cheepshots at ya. That ol' rascle!
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
awww...puberty ruined your fun?

A co-worker/boss of mine at my last job found a program like that for windows. He (~30), my real boss (fifties probably), and myself used it all the time.

We may grow older, but some of us just never grow up 😉

Damn straight! 😎


:thumbsup:

At least you guys learned not to make fun of retards and elderly people to their faces, right? Cause I'm sure when you leave the old folks home, gramps is taking cheepshots at ya. That ol' rascle!

I make fun of old people to their faces all the time...
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
boobie

wtf. now I have to clean up the soda I just spit out from laughing 😛

I know boobies are exciting.

But still. I thought by now everyone had seen enough of them to not get THAT excited over them 😉

it was just the randomness of it 🙂
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
awww...puberty ruined your fun?

A co-worker/boss of mine at my last job found a program like that for windows. He (~30), my real boss (fifties probably), and myself used it all the time.

We may grow older, but some of us just never grow up 😉

Damn straight! 😎


:thumbsup:

At least you guys learned not to make fun of retards and elderly people to their faces, right? Cause I'm sure when you leave the old folks home, gramps is taking cheepshots at ya. That ol' rascle!

I make fun of old people to their faces all the time...

and why not? they'll forget who you are in 10 minutes anyways 😉
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
boobie

wtf. now I have to clean up the soda I just spit out from laughing 😛

I know boobies are exciting.

But still. I thought by now everyone had seen enough of them to not get THAT excited over them 😉

it was just the randomness of it 🙂

It wasn't random at all. I had planned on it several days ago. 😎
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
boobie

wtf. now I have to clean up the soda I just spit out from laughing 😛

I know boobies are exciting.

But still. I thought by now everyone had seen enough of them to not get THAT excited over them 😉

it was just the randomness of it 🙂

It wasn't random at all. I had planned on it several days ago. 😎

So what do you plan on talking about tomorrow night?

(will be checking to see if you hold to your word 😉 )
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
boobie

wtf. now I have to clean up the soda I just spit out from laughing 😛

I know boobies are exciting.

But still. I thought by now everyone had seen enough of them to not get THAT excited over them 😉

it was just the randomness of it 🙂

It wasn't random at all. I had planned on it several days ago. 😎

So what do you plan on talking about tomorrow night?

(will be checking to see if you hold to your word 😉 )

If I tell you now, I won't have a point to discuss it tomorrow night.
 
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