Hope this wasn't one of you guys at PBIA airport.

alkemyst

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I am eating some lunch after flying back from Arizona today at one of the airports food spots.

There was a nice looking (sort of like Reese Witherspoon (sp?)) chick sitting alone. She was all accessorized and I was checking her out.

Some dude (I think he actually works there) came up to her, but his arm behind her and sort of leaned over her. At this point I would have felt my personal space just was under DEFCON 5 status....

with a jamacian accent (he may have been jamacian though)..."hello miss. What brings you to beautiful Palm Beach, I am ....., may I ask your name?" something like that anyway.

Her reply is Hi, my name is eating my lunch and trying to read, nice to meet you. Good bye!

I almost snarfed my coke.
 

Injury

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Sounds like he was a bit of a sleezer and she probably saw right through it.
 

mundane

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Originally posted by: killface
DEF CON 5 is peace-time. You probably mean DEF CON 1

NEEEERRRRDDD. And yes, I'm a little jealous I didn't know that. =)
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: diegoalcatraz
Originally posted by: killface
DEF CON 5 is peace-time. You probably mean DEF CON 1

NEEEERRRRDDD. And yes, I'm a little jealous I didn't know that. =)

hehe me too...I was War Games when it was released even.

The guy was well dressed, clean cut and was a nice looking guy...however; I think he was a staff person there.

I don't think the all of the staff at this airport knows customer service so much. When I flew out on Halloween I got there a little early for my 6:35am flight. I went to the security checkpoint entrance and said Hi to the lady there...she didn't look up at all. I waited a bit...said Hi, I have a XXXX flight.

She looked up and just said we are closed, went back to reading or whatever she was doing. Nothing was offered.

I sort of wanted to snap. Anyway I said excuse me again, when should I come back?

She continued reading a bit, then said uh we open at 5am; sit there[points at a place where another guy is steam cleaning carpet and excitingly saying spanish expressions]. I see people moving out of this guy's way. Then she just goes back to what she was doing.

Anyway 5am comes up and all of us try to get out of there...the steamer guy I think is insane. He yells out spanish expressions then throws over a whole line of seats loudly. Snaps the cord to the cleaner within inches of those sitting. I am thinking all during this "WTF!".

So we get back to the check in lady and the lady in the front of this line says it's 5am.

She says something in spanish and then goes and talks to someone else...next the TSA people come out of the back around 5:10am....now all of them are talking.

Around 5:20am we could go in, I was able to grab a breakfast sandwich in time to eat it while boarding.