- Jan 16, 2001
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Well, tomorrow, I get to make my yearly donation to our fine city. I get nailed for speeding about once every 12-16 months, on average. Got nailed two weeks ago on the highway that I take home EVERY DAY>>>>>by a cop sitting in a spot that is WELL know to me for being a trap. I was honestly under the weather (sick...not drinking!) and just wanted to get home after work.
Instant-on radar is a bitch. I was doing about 85-87MPH. Saw him, slammed the brakes, radar detector went nuts (it was dead silent until I came around the curve. He hit the lights, I pulled over before he was doing even 30MPH. Daylight, hands on the wheel, window down, radio off, look of remorse on my face.
"Your brakes work REALLY well!!!! I'm impressed at your reaction time. I'm sure you were doing more than 81, but that's what I got you at."
*Me smiles* Well officer, what can I say...my insurance is in the glove box...I'll be reaching for that now."
"You do that"
*Goes back to car and begins furiously scribbling*
*Comes back*
"Sign here and slow down"
"Yessir."
Prick wrote it for 81 too!.....no break at all.
You play, you pay. I look at it this way; I speed 365 days a year. I get caught once every 500 days or so. I"m ahead!!!!!
You play, you pay.
Now I can't speed for 60 days. (Probation) Damn.
You may laugh at me now.
Instant-on radar is a bitch. I was doing about 85-87MPH. Saw him, slammed the brakes, radar detector went nuts (it was dead silent until I came around the curve. He hit the lights, I pulled over before he was doing even 30MPH. Daylight, hands on the wheel, window down, radio off, look of remorse on my face.
"Your brakes work REALLY well!!!! I'm impressed at your reaction time. I'm sure you were doing more than 81, but that's what I got you at."
*Me smiles* Well officer, what can I say...my insurance is in the glove box...I'll be reaching for that now."
"You do that"
*Goes back to car and begins furiously scribbling*
*Comes back*
"Sign here and slow down"
"Yessir."
Prick wrote it for 81 too!.....no break at all.
You play, you pay. I look at it this way; I speed 365 days a year. I get caught once every 500 days or so. I"m ahead!!!!!
You play, you pay.
Now I can't speed for 60 days. (Probation) Damn.
You may laugh at me now.
