Honey Badger vs Wolverine

[brainhulk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

I think badger wins. If they made a Honey Badger mutant, he would own Wolverine

 

[waggy]

You should send that idea to Marvel. give Wolverine a new enemy since they pussified sabertooth.

 

[Tombstone1881]

 

[Newell Steamer]

You should send that idea to Marvel. give Wolverine a new enemy since they pussified sabertooth.

And, it seems they will kill Wolverine:

 

[BUTCH1]

I know that the Honey Badger is a relentless critter in it's drive to eat but I somehow doubt it could take on an adult male lion, Hyenas have been known to drive lions and Cheetahs off a kill but only when they outnumber the opponent by such an advantage the opponent gives way to the numerical threat. Since Honey Badgers don't travel in packs it would have to force a pride off a kill by itself and that seems unlikely IMO..

 

[waggy]

yeah..he will be back by the end of the year.

 

[Captante]

Meme's aside I'd have to say the Wolverine would win. Toughness is pretty much a wash between the two (aside from absorbing snake venom) and on the average they're a fair bit larger.

If they were the same size however its a tough call ... the two are very similar critters.

 

[brainhulk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Lol

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I was initially going to go with the wolverine based solely on the size advantage. And then I saw this on Wikipedia:

Because of the toughness and looseness of their skin, honey badgers are very difficult to kill with dogs. Their skin is hard to penetrate, and its looseness allows them to twist and turn on their attackers when held. The only safe grip on a honey badger is on the back of the neck. The skin is also tough enough to resist several machete blows. The only sure way of killing them quickly is through a blow to the skull with a club or a shot to the head with a gun, as their skin is almost impervious to arrows and spears.

The motherfuckers are MACHETE-proof. Granted, most wolverines don't hunt with machetes, but I'm still picking the animal that is "impervious to arrows and spears" in a fight.

 

[manimal]

I was initially going to go with the wolverine based solely on the size advantage. And then I saw this on Wikipedia:



The motherfuckers are MACHETE-proof. Granted, most wolverines don't hunt with machetes, but I'm still picking the animal that is "impervious to arrows and spears" in a fight.

damn gina!

 

[PenguinPower]

I know that the Honey Badger is a relentless critter in it's drive to eat but I somehow doubt it could take on an adult male lion, Hyenas have been known to drive lions and Cheetahs off a kill but only when they outnumber the opponent by such an advantage the opponent gives way to the numerical threat. Since Honey Badgers don't travel in packs it would have to force a pride off a kill by itself and that seems unlikely IMO..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iksnk1YVkac

 

[highland145]

I was initially going to go with the wolverine based solely on the size advantage. And then I saw this on Wikipedia:



The motherfuckers are MACHETE-proof. Granted, most wolverines don't hunt with machetes, but I'm still picking the animal that is "impervious to arrows and spears" in a fight.

:biggrin:

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[vi edit]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18860_6-animals-that-just-dont-give-f2340k.html

Wolverine #4
Honey Badger #1

 

[BUTCH1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iksnk1YVkac

OK, it's basically a "stalemate", the lions didn't like getting bitten on the nose so they just let it go off, now had they been consuming a kill it might have been a different outcome. Gotta say though, that is one mean-asse'd critter, most other animals see a pack of lions and move off pronto but not the Honey-Badger, Honey-Badger don't give a fuck LOL...

 

[BUTCH1]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18860_6-animals-that-just-dont-give-f2340k.html

Wolverine #4
Honey Badger #1

I think that the Honey Badger has endured so many venomous bites that it's DNA has been altered and it's body knows how to fend off the poison that would kill any other animal. The Puff Adder is considered deadly to anything else but the....Honey Badger!, it's like an eating machine from hell LOL.

 

[PliotronX]

Wolverine.. now pit a tasmanian devil against a wolverine for more funsies.

 

[Alienwho]

Where has this narrator been all my life.

 

[futurefields]

a wolverine is a honey badger with long hair

 

[ctbaars]

What is the honey badgers bite PSI compared to Wolverines swipe MPH?

 

[KMFJD]

Wolverine.. now pit a tasmanian devil against a wolverine for more funsies.

Tasmanian Devils are kinda small compared to wolverines and honey badgers.