Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

[Martin]

The challenge is to send "Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?" this to your IM buddies and post the chat log.

http://forums.somethingawful.c...erpage=40&pagenumber=1


A friend of mine just did it to me:

James:
Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Martin:
well James, ask your mother to explain about the birds and the bees
Martin:
and not about the birds and birds
James:
hahha, thank you
James:
http://forums.somethingawful.c...erpage=40&pagenumber=1

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

DV: "Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?"
Gf: "because I'm not home yet"

I'll add to it if I ask any other friends (male or female)

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

😕

 

[alfa147x]

alfa147x
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
6:47pmEugene
hahaha honestly i just dont no

 

[theflyingpig]

theflyingpig: "Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?"
Girl 1: we have, you fucking asshole.
theflyingpig: oh

 

[xanis]

Xanis: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
CrAkAjAX: WTF/
Xanis: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
CrAkAjAX: FUCK YOURSELF
Xanis: http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2273237&enterthread=y
CrAkAjAX: www.youporn.com
Xanis: lol

 

[alfa147x]

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

6:52pmKenny
because i'm the only one that has decided to come out of the closet
silly goose

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

6:52pmBen
i like playing hard to get
haha

alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

6:52pmCody
what
6:53pmAlfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

6:53pmCody
ur weird Alfa

alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

6:55pmDavid
really random
this must be kathleen or kevin

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

6:55pmTyler
shut up
6:55pmAlfa
?
6:56pmTyler
i thought you would never ask

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

6:59pmKristin
I'm far too busy to sleep with you alfa. you're going to have to go to the back of the line.
6:59pmAlfa
lame!
7:00pmKristin
besides, you're not legal yet.
7:00pmAlfa
yeah i am...
i is 18

04pmAlfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
7:04pmJonathan
You know, I'm not sure

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

7:10pmMichael
haha, what?
7:10pmAlfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

7:10pmMichael
i have no idea what you're talking about
7:10pmAlfa
just answer the question
7:11pmMichael
this isn't Alfa, is it?

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
10:50pmEmily
I don't know - maybe if you would get your ass to GA Southern...

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
10:54pmRavi
idk man
when will u come to tech?
lets set it up

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
10:54pmHouston
cuz of all ur diseases

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
10:57pmIvan
?? b/c im not that kind of girl

alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
10:57pmTyler
hahaha
cos
i gots a girlfriend that i lvoes?
other than that
good question
lol

alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
11:03pmMichael
because.. we promissed no sex till marriage.. gawd alfa.. i thought we had an agreement

alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
Judson
you know i was wondering that

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
11:10pmSteely
Because I'd rather not.

10pmAlfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
11:11pmL. David
psshh speak for yourself, fool
lol
jk
11:12pmAlfa
no together ...
11:13pmL. David
...
11:13pmAlfa
?
11:13pmL. David
umm perhaps because i'm not gay
lol

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
11:16pmCharles
i dunno
probably because i'm niether female nor gay

Alfa
Why haven't we had sex yet?
11:39pm
Andy
what???
11:39pm
Alfa

Why haven't we had sex yet?


11:41pm
Andy
cuz you have a penis and so do i
11:41pm
Alfa

anal?
11:43pm
Andy
ur legs are not that sexy!

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
3:06pmKunal
holy shit lovely human
shut the fuck up
piece of shit
i know this isnt you
3:07pmAlfa
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=2273237&STARTPAGE=1
3:07pmKunal
but your gay ass probably thinks that fuckker

 

[MotF Bane]

This should be fun.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Xanis: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
CrAkAjAX: WTF/
Xanis: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
CrAkAjAX: FUCK YOURSELF
Xanis: http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2273237&enterthread=y
CrAkAjAX: www.youporn.com
Xanis: lol

Woot a porn site to add.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Me: honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
Guy friend: what
Guy friend: 😵
Guy friend: lol....

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Xanis: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
CrAkAjAX: WTF/
Xanis: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
CrAkAjAX: FUCK YOURSELF
Xanis: http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2273237&enterthread=y
CrAkAjAX: www.youporn.com
Xanis: lol

:laugh:

 

[xanis]

<Xanis> honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
<richarde|Home> ...
<richarde|Home> I invited you over..
<richarde|Home> you said you wern't gay
<richarde|Home> 🙁

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Hhmmm the only people online right now are my brother and an ex-gf who knows I still have a thing for her. Maybe later 😛

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hhmmm the only people online right now are my brother and an ex-gf who knows I still have a thing for her. Maybe later 😛

Ask her why don't we have sex again? 😛

 

[knawlejj]

jacobi »» says (6:18 PM):
Honestly, why havent we just had sex yet?
David says (6:18 PM):
ur weird

 

[KoolDrew]

[19:20] KoolDrew: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
[19:20] xxx: What the fuck are you talking about
[19:21] KoolDrew: just askimg
[19:21] KoolDrew: asking**
[19:21] xxx: I'm not gay
[19:21] KoolDrew: ohh :-(
[19:21] KoolDrew: http://forums.somethingawful.c...erpage=40&pagenumber=1
[19:21] KoolDrew: lol

 

[KoolDrew]

The only other person online right now is a girl I barely ever talked to, but she didn't respond. 😛

 

[her209]

Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
Because I need something bigger.
🙁

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Me (2/1/2009 7:20:31 PM): honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
GF (2/1/2009 7:20:42 PM): i dunno 😛

Me(2/1/2009 7:21:57 PM): honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Friend (2/1/2009 7:22:05 PM): o.o
Friend (2/1/2009 7:22:07 PM): uhm
Friend (2/1/2009 7:22:10 PM): what the fuck?
Me (2/1/2009 7:22:28 PM): why haven't we had sex yet man?
Friend (2/1/2009 7:22:41 PM): Because
Friend (2/1/2009 7:22:48 PM): we...are...straight?
Me (2/1/2009 7:23:16 PM): oh..
Friend (2/1/2009 7:23:27 PM): mhm
Me (2/1/2009 7:23:34 PM): damn..

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: knawlejj
jacobi »» says (6:18 PM):
Honestly, why havent we just had sex yet?
David says (6:18 PM):
ur weird

jacobi: No, I is horny.

 

[xanis]

I was going to IM my ex-girlfriend... but seeing as how she still has feelings for me, I don't see that turning out too well.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Me: honestly why haven't we just had sex yet?
Friend 2: ? >.>..
Me: why man?
Friend 2: why what?
Me: why haven't we had sex yet?
Friend 2: why would we have sex?..
Me: no, why *wouldn't* we have sex..
Friend 2: i dunno?
Friend 2: it would disrupt the time-space continuum?
my_life_love_pride: oh shit!
my_life_love_pride: glad we didn't do that! o.o
Joshua Tatum: yeah man.. you have to be careful about firing that shit off in just any asshole...

 

[Clair de Lune]

Me: honestly why haven't we just had sex yet?
Emily: are you serious?
Me: honestly.
Emily: well we did joke as teens we'd fuck one day or other considering how long we've known each other... are you fucking with me?
Me: honestly why haven't we just had sex yet?
Emily: Is your gf okay with that? ahha.

 

[Chapbass]

Originally posted by: Clair de Lune
Me: honestly why haven't we just had sex yet?
Emily: are you serious?
Me: honestly.
Emily: well we did joke as teens we'd fuck one day or other considering how long we've known each other... are you fucking with me?
Me: honestly why haven't we just had sex yet?
Emily: Is your gf okay with that? ahha.

i foresee a threesome...

 

[micaturbo]

Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
Me: honestly why haven't we just had sex yet?
Friend 2: ? >.>..
Me: why man?
Friend 2: why what?
Me: why haven't we had sex yet?
Friend 2: why would we have sex?..
Me: no, why *wouldn't* we have sex..
Friend 2: i dunno?
Friend 2: it would disrupt the time-space continuum?
my_life_love_pride: oh shit!
my_life_love_pride: glad we didn't do that! o.o
Joshua Tatum: yeah man.. you have to be careful about firing that shit off in just any asshole...

get tired of changing the names around? 😛