homeowner shoots and kills intruder

[DrunkenSano]

Best type of animal to protect your house would be sharks with lasers mounted on their heads.

 

[theflyingpig]

Best type of animal to protect your house would be sharks with lasers mounted on their heads.

FYI, those don't exist. FYI.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Best type of animal to protect your house would be sharks with lasers mounted on their heads.

Blech, maintenance for the moat is way too much of a PITA.

 

[KaOTiK]

FYI, those don't exist. FYI.

If you saw a sign on a host with this:

Would you want to risk that chance?

I think not!

 

[Kelemvor]

Good Riddance.

Don't want to die? Stop breaking into people's homes.

 

[theflyingpig]

Good Riddance.

Don't want to die? Stop breaking into people's homes.

To hard for Americans. Government intervention is required. Everyone knows this.

 

[Squisher]

Down here in New Zealand, we don't have to worry about people breaking into our homes and raping us. I feel bad for you Americans and your criminal problems. Real bad.

Gee, I was expecting THIS PAGE to be blank if there was no crime in New Zealand.

If you're a lying sack of shit, everyone should know this.

 

[Numenorean]

Good. This is what should be done to people who break into other peoples homes.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Down here in New Zealand, we don't have to worry about people breaking into our homes and raping us. I feel bad for you Americans and your criminal problems. Real bad.

Rapes in NZ per 1,000: 0.213383
Rapes in USA per 1,000: 0.301318
Only 3 spots difference in international rankings.

Burglaries in NZ per 1,000: 16.2763
Burglaries in USA per 1,000: 7.09996
11 spot difference in international rankings (with NZ having the 6th highest overall)

So in other words, you have an equal chance of being raped in the two countries, but are more than twice as likely to be burgled in NZ.

Thanks for trying, please come again.

 

[chorb]

Rapes in NZ per 1,000: 0.213383
Rapes in USA per 1,000: 0.301318
Only 3 spots difference in international rankings.

Burglaries in NZ per 1,000: 16.2763
Burglaries in USA per 1,000: 7.09996
11 spot difference in international rankings (with NZ having the 6th highest overall)

So in other words, you have an equal chance of being raped in the two countries, but are more than twice as likely to be burgled in NZ.

Thanks for trying, please come again.

unless you're a sheep, then you're absolutely certain to be raped in NZ

 

[alkemyst]

unless you're a sheep, then you're absolutely certain to be raped in NZ

The scary part is if it were legal in the US I am sure our rape numbers would be cleaned up a bit.

Living in NZ is serious bizNiZ.