Homemade jokes

[RedRooster]

My co-worker is aboriginal and I'm a half breed, as he likes to call me. So I made up this joke...

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What does a French-Indian pirate say?

Arrrr Metis.
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So? What's my rating?

 

[KLin]

well that joke sucked.

 

[Kyteland]

It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of evolution.

 

[godmare]

'A' for effort.

 

[RedRooster]

Haha, you guys are so jaded and disrespectful.

How about some love for the people who rightfully own this continent?

 

[Kyteland]

My comment wasn't directed at a particular group of people, just you and your joke.

 

[Mucho]

The Metis are a mixed blood
people. BTW your joke sucks.

 

[Bryophyte]

My kids made up a joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had to go to the dentist. (laughing out loud)
And he had a bow around his neck. (rolling on the floor laughing their bloody heads off)

I need to stop giving them drugs I guess.

 

[RedRooster]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
My comment wasn't directed at a particular group of people, just you and your joke.

Haha, no worries.

I guess it's not getting the respect it deserves as a witty and clever pun, by the majority(thanks godmare).

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
My kids made up a joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had to go to the dentist. (laughing out loud)
And he had a bow around his neck. (rolling on the floor laughing their bloody heads off)

I need to stop giving them drugs I guess.

lol I can't wait to be a parent.

No, wait, I can. Being the older responsible cousin once removed that plays uncle/older brother is good enough.

 

[RedRooster]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
My kids made up a joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had to go to the dentist. (laughing out loud)
And he had a bow around his neck. (rolling on the floor laughing their bloody heads off)

I need to stop giving them drugs I guess.

See, now you get about 7 beers in you, and THAT is gold! Nothing wrong with that joke, in the right setting.