Holy S*&%... the zombie invasion began tonight

[Jeeebus]

So I'm on the metro (subway) home tonight, and there is this HUGE guy (gotta be upwards of 350 lbs) that just does not look well at all. He's sitting, with his head back, and his eyes are a little watery. Don't really think too much about it.

For those in the DC area, we get to the East Falls Church station, train doors open...

Guy walks over to the door, me and some other guy get out of the way because, well, he's huge. He then proceeds to cough up what I would say is about a cup of blood in projectile fashion out the door and onto the floor of the station. But this wasn't your everyday average thrown up blood... it had an almost ketchupy type thickness to it, and it was a little gross to say the least.

After this, he gets on his phone, mutters something about coughing up blood, and leaves the train. I can only imagine this was stage 1, followed quickly by his realization that the blood should be projected onto human faces to begin the eventual apocalypse. Unfortunately my work frowns on me taking the shotgun in, or I might have averted doomsday.

If you're in the East Falls Church metro and you notice a bucket of blood on the floor, don't worry, nobody died... yet.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
So I'm on the metro (subway) home tonight, and there is this HUGE guy (gotta be upwards of 350 lbs) that just does not look well at all. He's sitting, with his head back, and his eyes are a little watery. Don't really think too much about it.

For those in the DC area, we get to the East Falls Church station, train doors open...

Guy walks over to the door, me and some other guy get out of the way because, well, he's huge. He then proceeds to cough up what I would say is about a cup of blood in projectile fashion out the door and onto the floor of the station. But this wasn't your everyday average thrown up blood... it had an almost ketchupy type thickness to it, and it was a little gross to say the least.

After this, he gets on his phone, mutters something about coughing up blood, and leaves the train. I can only imagine this was stage 1, followed quickly by his realization that the blood should be projected onto human faces to begin the eventual apocalypse. Unfortunately my work frowns on me taking the shotgun in, or I might have averted doomsday.

If you're in the East Falls Church metro and you notice a bucket of blood on the floor, don't worry, nobody died... yet.

Falls Church? Oh snap, the Chinese must have already dropped the bombs and radiation mutations have already started.

Damn ghouls! Use your hunting rifle; I'll try and be there in a few hours with my laser rifle.
Map and guide - may save your life.

 

[mundane]

I didn't think they had Boomers in Fallout 3 - the only thing I found in the Falls Church metro were ghouls.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: mundane
I didn't think they had Boomers in Fallout 3 - the only thing I found in the Falls Church metro were ghouls.

If the zombie coughs of goo on him (eww!) we know what we're dealing with.

 

[PCTC2]

East Falls Church? No way. Get those shotguns and crowbars out!

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: mundane
I didn't think they had Boomers in Fallout 3 - the only thing I found in the Falls Church metro were ghouls.

unless it is a pre-post-apocalyptic ghoul/zombie hybrid!

 

[Modelworks]

Originally posted by: PCTC2
East Falls Church? No way. Get those shotguns and crowbars out!

That is normally what I have on me when I go into the subway.
What would you suggest I add for zombie attacks ?

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Modelworks

Originally posted by: PCTC2
East Falls Church? No way. Get those shotguns and crowbars out!

That is normally what I have on me when I go into the subway.
What would you suggest I add for zombie attacks ?

Dual pistols.
M16.
Uzi.
Hunting rifle.
Molotov coktails.
Pipe bombs.

And lots and lots of ammo.

 

[BriGy86]

the flaming sword works nice too.

 

[Paratus]

I so want to see someoe use an AA12 auto shot gun with Frag12 HEAP rounds against a whole mess of zombies. 🙂

 

[haffey]

Originally posted by: mundane
I didn't think they had Boomers in Fallout 3 - the only thing I found in the Falls Church metro were ghouls.

Exactly the game I thought of when I read "East Falls Church."

 

[GagHalfrunt]

So the DC area is the first to go? Cool, I'd like to thank the zombies for their contribution toward making America better.

 

[mozirry]

i threw up ketchup once, thought it was blood and went ot the ER, turned out it was actually bad ketchup. Weird thing was that it came up last like blood would

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: BriGy86
the flaming sword works nice too.

Mmm, shishkebab.