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yesterday i told my gf that I will not be seeing this movie with her no matter what. she took it pretty well!
 
Platypus said:
as a 'i love you,' I wouldn't see this film even if my life depended on it.

what now, sheepfucker?
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He can't talk right now...he has a mouthful of wool.


Aharami said:
http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
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I've never quite understood all the "horseface" comments. While she's not "drop dead gorgeous," she's still a fairly attractive woman who just happens to have a slightly elongated face.

I think it's just "cool" to hate SJP, just like it's "cool" to hate Bose, Sony, Intel, etc.

Fuck you picky kids...I'd hit it...in a heartbeat.
 
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Platypus said:
as a 'i love you,' I wouldn't see this film even if my life depended on it.

what now, sheepfucker?
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man sheep are great. you can grab the wool to help with thrust and they can't say no. so you save money on alcohol and roofies.

added bonus? they eat the gras so you don't have to mow!
 
SATC = over the hill ordinary women placed in out of the ordinary situations. Which is ok as long as you realize it's pure entertainment, sadly most women cannot differentiate.
 
My wife dragged me to the first SATC movie which we both agreed was just awful. She'll probably Netflix this one and I'll find something better to do with my time while she watches it.
 
hmmm, let's see going to a chick flick and being surprised there are chicks actually in the audience? Don't know if this if ftl or ftw?!?
 
waggy said:
man sheep are great. you can grab the wool to help with thrust and they can't say no. so you save money on alcohol and roofies.

added bonus? they eat the gras so you don't have to mow!
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Best to do the deed on the edge of a cliff. That way they keep trying to back it up...
 
fuck everyone who keeps talking about sarah jessica parker looking like a horse.

so she's not as hot as jalba... who cares? she's still got more money than you and has a spouse who loves her unconditionally and finds her extremely attractive. the fact that she hears this "horseface" bullshit all the time and still goes out everyday living life without letting it get to her makes her a better person than you.
 
I would avoid women that watch too many "chick" flicks. The majority of them (due to said movies) have unrealistic expectations of their significant other.
 
her209 said:
I would avoid women that watch too many "chick" flicks. The majority of them (due to said movies) have unrealistic expectations of their significant other.
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You, sir, are absolutely correct. I had an ex like this, and every time I showed up with a gift that WASN'T a diamond necklace, she had ths bizarre subconscious look of disappointment plastered on her face.

Edit: Ban Gayner already, he makes all the AT forums nauseating.
 
eits said:
fuck everyone who keeps talking about sarah jessica parker looking like a horse.

so she's not as hot as jalba... who cares? she's still got more money than you and has a spouse who loves her unconditionally and finds her extremely attractive. the fact that she hears this "horseface" bullshit all the time and still goes out everyday living life without letting it get to her makes her a better person than you.
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Easy there, big fella. You might blow a tampon gasket.
 
eits said:
fuck everyone who keeps talking about sarah jessica parker looking like a horse.

so she's not as hot as jalba... who cares? she's still got more money than you and has a spouse who loves her unconditionally and finds her extremely attractive. the fact that she hears this "horseface" bullshit all the time and still goes out everyday living life without letting it get to her makes her a better person than you.
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Looks like it's that time of the month for you D:
 
BoomerD said:
He can't talk right now...he has a mouthful of wool.




I've never quite understood all the "horseface" comments. While she's not "drop dead gorgeous," she's still a fairly attractive woman who just happens to have a slightly elongated face.

I think it's just "cool" to hate SJP, just like it's "cool" to hate Bose, Sony, Intel, etc.

Fuck you picky kids...I'd hit it...in a heartbeat.
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I thought she was quite attractive when younger--but has not aged well...at all. I imagine it takes her about 2-3 hours to "put on her face" before going outside these days.

Still has a nice body, and maybe it's just the harsh lighting in film and photos but damn--she has produced some scary images in recent years. 🙁
 
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