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Holy fvcking shit!

HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
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The weather report says it's going to rain in the Los Angeles area! :confused:

What the f@ck am I going to do? I don't remember the last time I saw rain here. It will be a gift from got or a plague from Hell. Oh, dear, I have never seen this rain thing.

What is it? I hear it is water from heaven, bequeathed to us mortals by the gods. Is it true? Should I buy a boat?

I feel a bit faint and know not what to do. How do I prepare for rain?
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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An Ark. Build an Ark. Gather two of the finest Bourbons man has created. Amass various foodstuffs to go with it, and ye shall live to see another sunny day. :)
 

Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
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It's not rain, its just condensing pollution. Get a Hazmat suit
 

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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You're going to need to go to Home Depot and buy plywood to cover your windows.
 

HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
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I'm not feeling a whole lot of love here, folks.

I split a cord of wood for the fireplace, stocked up on drygoods/canned goods and spread marijuana seeds over my property. Is there anything I forgot?
 

newbiepcuser

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Just started to rain in Southern Cali area right now. Kinda sucks, my niece wanted to goto Disneyland for her birthday tomorrow.