Holy fvckin sick Batman! Bash Quote :D

Turkish

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Terron: I told him I was sick
Terron: He was all like.. bullsh1t you're not sick
reddkin26: So how'd you get off of work yesterday then?
Terron: I said, "I'm fvcking my sister, is that sick enough for you motherfvcker?"
Terron: I got my final paycheck yesterday

LOL :D
 

paruhd0x

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Here's a good one...

#284202 +(1486)- [X]

<broox> so my speakers haven't beeen working for a while
<broox> they were plugged into the mic port
<npl> umm, i think they are color-coded
<broox> haha, i know
<broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is
* npl has set the topic on channel #cell6 to <broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is
 

Turkish

Lifer
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Originally posted by: paruhd0x
Here's a good one...

#284202 +(1486)- [X]

<broox> so my speakers haven't beeen working for a while
<broox> they were plugged into the mic port
<npl> umm, i think they are color-coded
<broox> haha, i know
<broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is
* npl has set the topic on channel #cell6 to <broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is

haha :D
 

Nebor

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<Supamoochu> do you know durex have a guaruntee that their condoms will not get people preggers
<Supamoochu> i wonder how they refund
<Flamebird> with a free coathanger
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Nebor
<Supamoochu> do you know durex have a guaruntee that their condoms will not get people preggers
<Supamoochu> i wonder how they refund
<Flamebird> with a free coathanger

LMAO
 

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Lifer
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might as well...
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense