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holy f-ing crap!!

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Sepen

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Boil it in hot water. Then drive over it like 10 times with your car. Buy a new broom and dust pan and use them to sweep it up. Double bag it all and then drive at least 50 miles and put it in a mall garbage dumpster. Just scout the area first though to see if any cameras are on you. Good luck! Oh, wear all black, and a disguise, maybe fake beard or glasses. And be sure not to mention my name or this thread.
 

creedog

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Originally posted by: Trikat
Originally posted by: Eeezee
I don't see any crack pipe

Toss it out, do you really think the police are going through your garbage looking for pipes that can be used to smoke crack?

Don't you know that huge white pipe in the picture is the crack pipe? :D


Yea...I think that I can see the crack........sexy!
 

LordMaul

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God, this is like, "I saw a boobie on TV, should I tell anyone?!" thread... For f@#$'s sake, man, throw it out. Or put it on your shelf as an entertainment piece. First off, it was probably sold in a legal shop. Second, if you're not smoking crack, or have it on you while committing a crime, nothing will happen to you. Is it that hard?

Do you worry about being arrested while J-walking, too? :p
 

tfinch2

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YOU ARE SENTENCED TO LIFE IN POUND ME IN THE ASS FEDERAL PRISON FOR FINDING A CRACK PIPE AND NOT NOTIFYING THE PROPER DETECTIVE AND SWAT TEAM AUTHORITIES!

:gavel;
 

chambersc

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Originally posted by: LordMaul
God, this is like, "I saw a boobie on TV, should I tell anyone?!" thread... For f@#$'s sake, man, throw it out. Or put it on your shelf as an entertainment piece. First off, it was probably sold in a legal shop. Second, if you're not smoking crack, or have it on you while committing a crime, nothing will happen to you. Is it that hard?

Do you worry about being arrested while J-walking, too? :p

If boobies are illegal to possess and are classified as paraphenalia (sp?), which is a misdemeanor, then sure.....boobies. think deeper.
 

brxndxn

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With how much of a deal zixxer is making about finding a 'crack' pipe, I'm starting to believe he wouldn't know what a crackpipe is if he saw one.. It's probby a tobacco pipe.. or a dead bug.

Throw it away. Geez.. Not THAT big a deal..
 

totalcommand

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Originally posted by: tfinch2
YOU ARE SENTENCED TO LIFE IN POUND ME IN THE ASS FEDERAL PRISON FOR FINDING A CRACK PIPE AND NOT NOTIFYING THE PROPER DETECTIVE AND SWAT TEAM AUTHORITIES!

:gavel;

haha, too bad you didn't put federal pound me in the ass prison like it should be.
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: chambersc
Originally posted by: LordMaul
God, this is like, "I saw a boobie on TV, should I tell anyone?!" thread... For f@#$'s sake, man, throw it out. Or put it on your shelf as an entertainment piece. First off, it was probably sold in a legal shop. Second, if you're not smoking crack, or have it on you while committing a crime, nothing will happen to you. Is it that hard?

Do you worry about being arrested while J-walking, too? :p

If boobies are illegal to possess and are classified as paraphenalia (sp?), which is a misdemeanor, then sure.....boobies. think deeper.

I believe you can purchased a pre-owned tinfoil hat in the P&N forum.
 
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Originally posted by: cobalt
Wow... Grow a pair/use common sense and just throw the damn thing out. Why do people have to think up every possible scenario for something so trivial.

.
 

KouklatheCat

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Put it in the trash. If you really think the cops are going to go through your trash smash it into a gazillion pieces with something after you put it in there (like a rock). I cant see wasting an officers time to come and pick it up. All they will probably do is toss it in the trash somewhere.
 

Rock Hydra

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Originally posted by: cobalt
Wow... Grow a pair/use common sense and just throw the damn thing out. Why do people have to think up every possible scenario for something so trivial.

Yeah, just freakin' throw it out. End of story.
 

zixxer

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Originally posted by: loup garou
You are online. UPDATE THIS THREAD.

update with what info?


the pic is of where i found it -


i took a trash bag, picked it up, and threw it away. ill take pics of it tonight after work
 

ValkyrieofHouston

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Originally posted by: zixxer
long story short, I had some water build-up inside the cinder block foundation of my house.... today I spent like 8 hours digging up some of the old drain and installing a french drain..

I was finishing up by vacuuming the water that was still inside the cinder block,

http://home.comcast.net/~jacobm77/basement/inside.jpg

and when emptying the shop vac I heard like rattling... it's dark out so I couldn't tell what it was.. got a flashlight... holy F!! a crack pipe was inside the cinder block and I vacuumed it up!!!!



WTF do I do?


edit:

also because I'm predicting these questions... I live in a nice neighborhood in a decent area.. the previous people who lived here were like 40 or something.. house was built in 99 and I'm the third owner...


Well, there are alot of people who do not even know what a crack pipe is, or can even distinguish between a crack pipe, or a glass pipe used for meth...and so on.

So my question is, unless you have had some personal experience, how do you know it's a crack pipe. In addition, why would that shock you? Just toss it.

Here are some pics I found on Google... I'm surprised the pipe you found did not break
Common Crack Pipe
Crack Pipe 2
Poor mans Crack Pipe
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: zixxer
long story short, I had some water build-up inside the cinder block foundation of my house.... today I spent like 8 hours digging up some of the old drain and installing a french drain..

I was finishing up by vacuuming the water that was still inside the cinder block,

http://home.comcast.net/~jacobm77/basement/inside.jpg

and when emptying the shop vac I heard like rattling... it's dark out so I couldn't tell what it was.. got a flashlight... holy F!! a crack pipe was inside the cinder block and I vacuumed it up!!!!



WTF do I do?


edit:

also because I'm predicting these questions... I live in a nice neighborhood in a decent area.. the previous people who lived here were like 40 or something.. house was built in 99 and I'm the third owner...


Well, there are alot of people who do not even know what a crack pipe is, or can even distinguish between a crack pipe, or a glass pipe used for meth...and so on.

So my question is, unless you have had some personal experience, how do you know it's a crack pipe. In addition, why would that shock you? Just toss it.

hahahah nice post.. OP is cluless toss the stupid thing in the trash and be done with it.