Hollywood Squares - Funny Quotes

[Kelemvor]

Man, some of these had me laughing. That was always a funny show when they had the right guests on..

http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/hollywood-squares.htm

 

[dabuddha]

lol

 

[sao123]

I agree... circle gets the square.

 

[Midlander]

:laugh:

 

[Juice Box]

You've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries.

 

[NogginBoink]

Some of those are pretty good!

 

[Fritzo]

God, I can almost hear Paul Lynde saying those lines

Back then, the guests made up their own quips and jokes. On the new version they had out a few years ago, they actually had writers make stupid jokes to make the people sound funny (most of them flopped). WTH were they thinking?

 

[Kelemvor]

I really like theone about the Polar Bear too. heh heh.

 

[Kelemvor]

Bump for those getting hoem after a long day at work and need some cheering up.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Or when Bobcat got kicked off...

"What does Michael Jackson do for fun?"

Bobcat "Blows Bubbles"

Bubbles is his pet monkey