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HOLLY SH&^ I SAW NINJAS TODAY!

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You should have just sped past them, parked the car, and started running with them. They probably carry extra tshirts for whenever this happens.
 
actually they watched too many episodes of teenage mutant ninja turtles and power rangers.. it'll do it to you everytime. TURTLE POWER!!!
 
Those stupid kids weren't supposed to leave my dojo. They are going to get a firm talking to when they return. I might even take away their guitar wailing free time tonight :|
 
They're probably the same idiots that try to jump from one parking garage to another and fall 8 stories, and have their daddy sue the city for not putting a fence and sign up saying that you should jump between buildings or play around trains.
 
Brief description:

Parkour is a discipline that involves honing the ability to overcome any obstacle in your environment with fluidity, grace, power and effeciency. Traceurs, or Freerunners use any obstacle they encounter as an opportunity to create beautiful, graceful movement.

I wonder if those parkour or freerunning groups ever have to kick people out for being too weird? I can imagine that you'd occasionally get members who use excessive gyrations or other ridiculous moves that make the whole group look bad.
 
Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Originally posted by: osiris3mc
Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Originally posted by: shenaniganz
I'll tell ya what they're doing. They're flipping out.

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I hope you were planning on citing Maddox for that buddy!

Oh of course! I just figured people knew.

Here's a link to the site. It's damn funny too!

Real Ultimate Power


... that's not written by maddox.
 
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