Holladaddy

[mxyzptlk]

http://www.holladaddy.com/



I'll just post the preface from the site

There is a huge population of people trying to make themselves look like gangsters and thugs while talking in fabricated words and taking shirtless pictures of themselves in their bathrooms with camera phones. Fat 19-year-old's with half a dozen children that they dress up like dolls keep trying to talk to me as if I think they are human beings. I've decided to go undercover and infiltrate their community by acting as one of their own. Here are the results of my experiment...

It's kind of hard to understand a lot of this horrible, horrible english but if you can manage to wrap your head around it, it's pretty fucking funny.

There are pics of myspace ho's that might not be entirely worksafe.

 

[rudeguy]

fuckin stupid

 

[James Bond]

Bleh

 

[mxyzptlk]

Of course its stupid, that's the point.

Me:
maybee we'z can all freakay 2getha then.. i dont mind a lil dickplay as long as u dere 2 keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test.
Her:
WOW THATS GROSS
Me:
NAW NAW, once u get passed da fractions, it gets easier n shit. remember dat the numerator goes ova da denoninator is all.

*shrug* oh well, either you think this kind of stupid is funny or not.. Can't please everyone.

 

[Terabyte]

it's stupid and funny. :laugh:

 

[ConwayJim]

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Is this like wiggaz.com? If so, I'm not interested.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
Is this like wiggaz.com? If so, I'm not interested.

its basically a myspace troll involving racial stereotypes. a few really funny spots, quite a bit of meh.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
Is this like wiggaz.com? If so, I'm not interested.

its basically a myspace troll involving racial stereotypes. a few really funny spots, quite a bit of meh.

So it needs to be condensed to a Best Of/Greatest Hits deal?

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
Is this like wiggaz.com? If so, I'm not interested.

its basically a myspace troll involving racial stereotypes. a few really funny spots, quite a bit of meh.

So it needs to be condensed to a Best Of/Greatest Hits deal?

err... maybe?

 

[destrekor]

Search that page for "Cholesterol"
That conversation is fucking hilarious.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Most of that's not funny...yo.

 

[alkemyst]

funny...those that think otherwise are simply jealous or racist.

 

[kranky]

Or, not funny... those that think otherwise must laugh at anything. I've upped my standards... up yours!

The idea had potential but poor execution.

 

[LeetViet]

I thought it was funny.

 

[Riceninja]

where can i find that wordpress theme?

 

[WelshBloke]

Message he sent me:
????***W3ST GØØDY***????

My response:
Are you trying to hit on me or are you trying to share some bad ascii art?

Him:
nah I?m juss bored Mii name andrew by TH33 way SØ how WAZZ ur thnxgiving

Me:
I want to suck you dry.

Him:
D?YUM Yuu got AIM sexxii

Me:
First I want to know why you have a keyboard from Prague.


:laugh:

 

[Dismal]

Thanks to those that lol'd. To those that thought the site was stupid and unfunny... I agree for the most part.

Originally posted by: Riceninja
where can i find that wordpress theme?

Here's the theme, mang:

http://wordpress.org/extend/themes/pixeled

 

[Triumph]

that site is just too hard to read.

 

[sao123]

Ooooh - Kaaaay