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Originally posted by: Eli
What I meant is that I would never subject myself to that in the first place.lol
The whole premise is stupid. I would never go for something like that.
I could give two shits about my neighbors.. I don't want to have anything to do with them, let alone form into some sort of neighborhood pact where we have to follow arbitrary rules.
Again, why anybody would willingly subject themselves to this is beyond me. If I found a house that I loved and couldn't live without, and it happened to be in a HOA, I would lawyer up and tell them all to kiss my ass. My property, my business. Of course, I generally hate cookie cutter neighborhoods anyway, so I doubt that would happen.. but still.
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Part of an HOA is protecting your investment. In the age of zero-lot lines and narrow inter-development streets having a neighbor start a chicken farm or weekend body shop can cause a pretty noticeable blight.
Everyone talks about hiring lawyers but they are usually thinking they are free from the personal injury crap all day long on TV.
You'd have to put up a pretty nice retainer to start this effort and in the end they'd just pull out exhibit A with your signature on it.
Pulling the moron's "NO ONE READS THAT SHIT"...won't help you and may even get a bit of chuckle from the judge/arbitrator and defense team.
Not all HOA's are for cookie cutter neighborhoods, however; it's hard to avoid.
I paid what many thought was too much for my place. I have no guard, no gated entry...no HOA.
I have a decent sized yard with a detached workshop/garage and enough room to put in a good sized pool and still have room. I have room to park a half dozen cars instead of just two in front of my home.
I have to deal with one neighbor that never edges their lawn and cuts it to the roots bimonthly. The rest of use around her sometimes cut/have our yards cut twice a week in season...keep everything trimmed and manicured.
Then you have the asshats on the other side of one of us that has a backyard full of crap, a lawn 3 feet high and freaking ran his cable from the front bedroom out the window and over his house. There are about 10 cars parked in the front yard and back each week. I don't see it or notice it, but my one neighbor has to live with that.
My big thing is auto work...even if you keep it inside your garage most HOA's here outlaw ANY work more than an oil change. I'd rather not break rules that I am directly agreeing with.
If I was loaded I'd buy a $100-200k 1/2 acre to acre and build something with a detached garage/hangar. I don't have $500-750k though for a home right now.