*Ho hum* Gonna try it again. STORY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A sentence each please, at least 3 words 8-P

[bonk102]

a trio of malnourished dwarfs

 

[bonk102]

cried and moaned he wasn't going to win the

 

[geno]

gigantic basket full of

 

[pac1085]

big juicy melons!

 

[IBhacknU]

Then it was discovered that someone had

 

[geno]

touched the melons

 

[pac1085]

and they ruptured due to too many implants!

 

[geno]

Porn stars around the world then went...

 

[IBhacknU]

into mourning as they were now

 

[ArMs]

a big exploded mess all over the walls

 

[Locutus of Board]

That strangely looked like tapioca pudding.
The trio of hungry dwarves were hungry, and started eating some of the pudding.
This had an effect on them, causing them to metamorphosis into.....

 

[Adul]

Many, Moe, and Jack of pepboys autmotiv supplies 😛

 

[IBhacknU]

With this new outlook on life, the trio proclaimed....

 

[Locutus of Board]

Let's go gang rape IbHacknU!
The veracity and energy he bestows into his sexual nature is unparalleled!
IB is legendary in this regard, and we must have him.
So the trio set off for....

 

[bonk102]

a small amish town in Pennsylvania where they.........

 

[ArMs]

found IBackHnU and...

 

[brock]

took one look at him and

 

[Josh]

threw up on Bryan's car he then

 

[IBhacknU]

asked, who the fvck is bryan? Someone replied...

 

[geno]

"my cat's breath smells like catfood"

 

[IBhacknU]

If you drop your pants, I'll let you smell😉
Many, Moe, and Jack would have nothing to do with this. They heard that the veracity and energy LOB bestows into his sexual nature is also unparalleled.
With this renewed faith they....

 

[HKSturboKID]

Smell my stinky underwear, and then you can...

 

[ArMs]

suck on my big, long, thick, toe. After that, you can...

 

[Locutus of Board]

use the toenail clipping to scrape the toechesse from between your teeth.

This started.....

 

[bigbootydaddy]

and make yourself some nachos...