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HMO? oh no!

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Lifer
Three people approached St. Peter at the pearly gates of heaven. As first person approached,
St. Peter asked, "What did you do in your lifetime to benefit humanity?"
The person replied, "I was a scientist and invented a new medicine that saved the lives of thousands."
St. Peter replied, "Welcome! Enjoy your stay."

As the second person approached, St. Peter again asked, "What did you do in your lifetime to benefit humanity?"
The person replied, "I was a teacher and educated thousands of children."
St. Peter replied, "Welcome! Enjoy your stay."

As the third person approached, St. Peter again asked, "What did you do in your lifetime to benefit humanity?"
The person replied, "I was the head of a large managed health care company and provided health care for thousands of men, women, and children."
St. Peter replied, "Welcome, enjoy your stay, but please remember you can stay only three days."
 
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