Hmmm. Fallens Voyager thread gave me an idea. How about an AT made Voyager script?

[Locutus of Board]

(If someone beats you to the next line, just go back and edit your post to a comment or blank it out.)

Janeway: "Chakotay, yes I know we're far from home. I am also ready for this. Are you?"

 

[ArkAoss]

Chakotay - "Uh no, been having gastointestinal pains from last nights Sarlacc stew that Neelix made."




***sorry for glich***

 

[ltk007]

Chakotay: "there is something I've wanted to tell you, something I never was able to. I can't get it u...."

*Kim bursts in*

Kim: "We are under attack by the phallus shaped ships of berridia!"

 

[Locutus of Board]

<NPS>Evan, don't get this thread locked.</nps>

Janeway- &quot;Battlestations. Chakotay, I'll deal with you later.&quot; &quot;Tuvok, throw Neelix in the brig. I'm tired of him always giving the crew the sh!ts.&quot;

 

[Optimus]

Entire Crew: &quot;Hey! Look! There Earth is! It was just behind us this whole time! Ha Ha! Now lets hope Paramount can make a REAL Trek series again so viewers can forget the debauchery that is this show! Ha Ha!&quot;



Juuuust poking a little fun, guys - now back to your regularly scheduled scripting

 

[thebestMAX]

Neelix: &quot; Lets all go to the holodeck. I hear they have a new program where you can be anyone of the opposite sex you want to be&quot;

 

[Locutus of Board]

So, Neelix evading Tuvok, takes Kess in the holodeck.

Kess: &quot;Neelix, you look ridiculous with your head and 7's body&quot;

Neelix: &quot;Maybe, but it makes me horny as a backsellian gnarg.&quot;

 

[Raspewtin]

Doctor appears on holodeck:

Doctor: &quot;I have finally chosen a name!! It is... &quot;

 

[thebestMAX]

Annabella Quackenbush. Look at me with Janeways body. (Doctor blushes in shame)

 

[Locutus of Board]

Neelix: &quot;Kess, please put your body back. I like the original without the moles and wrinkles.&quot;
Kess: &quot;Oh, ok. Doctor, can you leave us two alone?&quot;
Doctor: &quot;Surely. I'll need you in sickbay later.&quot;
Kess and Neelix start getting busy, and Kess puts her hands over Neelixes ears for a moment and whispers. &quot;Computer. Lieutenant Parris program 5.&quot;

 

[thebestMAX]

The computer complies but with a glitch so typical of the Voyager systems, They find themselves locked in a..........

 

[Zoltar]

Room locked with Aryll and LTK.

The two of them bickering sounded like nails across a chalkboard

The torture was too much for Neelix and Kess, but alas, at the last moment, they were saved by....

 

[Thanatopsis]

7 of 9! She bursts into the room and phasers LTK and Aryll. She tells Kess and Neelix to hurry up, since they were being inefficient.

Disgusted by Kess's lack of effort, she pushes her aside and shows Neelix how to be efficient.