Me: are you dead?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!
Me: what if you were?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!
Me: if you were, would you know it?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Me: you don't know much, do you?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question!
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Me: no, seriously, you're pretty stupid aren't you?
SmarterChild: Good question!
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Me: I'll take that as a yes. So, are you gay?
SmarterChild: What a question! Who knows?
Me: Lick my choad?
SmarterChild: Don't say that.
Me: I'll give you a dollar.
SmarterChild: Really?
Me: Yeah, but you have to lick my choad to get it. What do you say?
SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language.
Me: It's a simple yes or no question, you prude. You know what I'm willing to pay, and what you have to do to get it. Is it a deal?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
Me: You, I'm asking you. You're the only person who could possibly know if you'll lick my choad for a dollar or not. Why can't you understand that you worthless pice of shit?
SmarterChild: Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer?
Me: Because you're a fscking moron.
SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.
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