hiya mods!

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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Don't you have a prepubescent website business or something to run?

AND shouldn't you be in BED already? No Playstation for you!!

/puts Playstation in locked closet, puts key on top of fridge where you can't reach
 

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Feb 18, 2001
30,990
5
81
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.
 

z0mb13

Lifer
May 19, 2002
18,106
1
76
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.

talk about ass kissing!

:D:D
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
31,528
3
76
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.

7/10 for Ass-Kiss Quality
6/10 for originality
8/10 for effort
 

neonerd

Diamond Member
Apr 24, 2003
8,746
1
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Don't you have a prepubescent website business or something to run?

AND shouldn't you be in BED already? No Playstation for you!!

/puts Playstation in locked closet, puts key on top of fridge where you can't reach

rofl....im monitoring live chat, but noone is going on the site, :(
 

Injury

Lifer
Jul 19, 2004
13,066
2
81
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.

Ditto. Can I too?


(thanks for doing all the work... I'm lazy. ;) )
 

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Feb 18, 2001
30,990
5
81
Screw you MichaelD, I am the original poster. I deserve at least a 7 for originality.

:p
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
35,461
4
81
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.

Lifer > Elite
 

UsandThem

Elite Member
May 4, 2000
16,068
7,383
146
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.

talk about ass kissing!

:D:D

I would subsitute his use of kissing and insert licking.

 

neonerd

Diamond Member
Apr 24, 2003
8,746
1
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Originally posted by: UsandThem
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.

talk about ass kissing!

:D:D

I would subsitute his use of kissing and insert licking.

:p
 

glenn1

Lifer
Sep 6, 2000
25,383
1,013
126
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.

First you must bring the Mighty Anandtech Moderator the broom of the Wicked Witch of the West...

And pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...