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hiya mods!

Don't you have a prepubescent website business or something to run?

AND shouldn't you be in BED already? No Playstation for you!!

/puts Playstation in locked closet, puts key on top of fridge where you can't reach
 
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.
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talk about ass kissing!

😀😀
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.
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7/10 for Ass-Kiss Quality
6/10 for originality
8/10 for effort
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Don't you have a prepubescent website business or something to run?

AND shouldn't you be in BED already? No Playstation for you!!

/puts Playstation in locked closet, puts key on top of fridge where you can't reach
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rofl....im monitoring live chat, but noone is going on the site, 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.
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Ditto. Can I too?


(thanks for doing all the work... I'm lazy. 😉 )
 
Screw you MichaelD, I am the original poster. I deserve at least a 7 for originality.

😛
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.
Click to expand...

Lifer > Elite
 
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.
Click to expand...

talk about ass kissing!

😀😀
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I would subsitute his use of kissing and insert licking.

 
Originally posted by: UsandThem
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.
Click to expand...

talk about ass kissing!

😀😀
Click to expand...

I would subsitute his use of kissing and insert licking.
Click to expand...

😛
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.

This insignificant question is, " Can I Have the 'Elite' Title?"

I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.

I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.

You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.
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First you must bring the Mighty Anandtech Moderator the broom of the Wicked Witch of the West...

And pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

 
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